-> "Back In The White House--Again!"
Original Song Title:
"Back In The High Life Again"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Back In The White House--Again!"
The Lyrics
Back in 2003
In the vote to bomb Iraq,
I believed in Colin Powell--
Crap, I had to take that back!
And when Obama won
It was hard to bide my time,
But thanks to my coalition
I'm back to reclaim what's mine!
I'll be back in the White House, again!
All the drapes I chose that time
Will all get hung again!
I'll be back in the White House, again!
Oval Office comfy chair
Will softly squeeze me in!
(Saxophone solo. Obamas dancing around. Jay-Z counting ballots. Robby Mook drinking a Mazel Tov Cocktail.)
Bill, he used to be the Prez,
Threw health care reform to me--
But impeachment was a shitstorm
'Cuz Lewinsky, what a tease!
The Senate showed me how
Compromise can get shit done--
So I'll reach across the aisle
And in four more years, I'll run!
We'll be back in the White House, again!
All the soynuts Bill can eat,
We'll grow them, start a trend!
We'll be back in the White House, again!
FBI that dogged us once,
Go lock up Trump and friends!
And we'll make all solar panels free,
Just like pre-K through college, see?
Obamacare, pass TPP!
Back in the White House, again!
We'll be back in the White House, again!
Lincoln Bedroom's listed on
Airbnb for rent!
We'll be back in the White House, again!
Infrastructure's funded by
The fat cat one percent!
I'll have grandkids, one or two with me,
And after 2023--
Michelle Obama just might be...
Back in the White House, again!
White House!
Back in the White House!
Oh, Bill, he's back...
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