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Song Parodies -> "I Can Irritate People (The Roommate From Hell Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Everyday People"

Original Performer:

Sly and the Family Stone

Parody Song Title:

"I Can Irritate People (The Roommate From Hell Song)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to John Cleese and his "How To Irritate People" special.
I'm always right,
And I'm never wrong
I hold beliefs that are oh, so strong--
I judge you, berate you,
Upbraid you and then
Wag my finger up under your chin--
I-I-I-I-I can irritate people, yeah, yeah

Since I know better,
I'll interrupt you
Lay all the blame on whatever you do--
You snub me, you hate me,
Ignore me and then
You must listen to the poop I fling!
I-I-I-I-I can irritate people, yeah, yeah

"You think you're hot shit
And I think that you're not shit
You're such a stupid snot, shit,
And plainly haven't got shit,
Your cigarette smoke, it makes me choke!
You drone on for so long while staring at my boobies..."

"Ooo-ooo, gotcha!"
"Creeps I can dis forever!"

I like to go
To parties and play
Naked Twister till the break of day--
I discuss the weather
You don't get my gist
That's 'cuz I'm a meteorologist!
I-I-I-I-I can irritate people, yeah, yeah

I go for cheddar
And you prefer bleu
We can't agree on whatever we do--
You love meat, I hate meat,
You throw meat and then
Your mistake was that your steak I'm in!
I-I-I-I-I can irritate people, yeah, yeah

"He wears some faux hair
That covers up his no-hair
And in his checkered mohair
Discusses winds at O'Hare!"

"His cigarette smoke,
It makes me choke!"
"He goes on for so long,
How could you be his roomie?"

"Ooo-ooo, gotcha!"
"Creeps I can dis forever!"

"Man, you're a gross one,
A standing-way-too-close one
Your breath smells like raw onions
And putrefying grunions!"

"A freakish dope,
Beyond all hope!
You go on and go on
And no one listens to you!"

"Ooo-ooo, gotcha!"

I-I-I-I-I can irritate people!
ęBob Gomez 2003. Ideas I could have used, but didn't: I Intimidate People
(a la Mike Tyson); I Eviscerate People (a la Jason); I Can Integrate
People (a la Brown v. Board of Education); I Am Into Great Weasels
(a la Claude Prez); I Can Imitate People (a la Jimmy Fallon); I Can
Stimulate People (a la Jenna Jamison); I Can Titillate People (a la
Britney Spears); I Appreciate Peepholes (a la a voyeur); I
Self-Stimulate, People (a la a person with autism); I Defenestrate
People (a la a person who likes to throw other people out of
windows); I Can Illustrate People (a la Gustave Dore); I Can
Demonstrate, People (a la Bob Vila); I Have Won This State, People
(a la Arnold Schwarzenegger); I'm A Candidate, People (a la Dick
Gephardt); I Can Do You Great Evil (a la Kim Jong Il); My, Pie Dinners
Make Me Full; I Am Livingston Seagull; My Banjo's Full Of Weevils; I
Confer With Straight People (a la Queer Eye For the Straight Guy)

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Rick D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Boy, you get extra credit just for the research.
Claude Prez - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I hope you don't expect me to write "I'm Into Great Weasels" any time soon; I hear Chucky's crackin' down on the sex parodies. Some great rhymes here, Bob. Funny funny stuff.
Billy Florio - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Bob, but I think you missed the bridge, and added a few verses
Wild Man - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job B-go.
Melhi - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!
David Chrenko - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This may qualify as to parodies, Bob. Why don't you pull a "Grandma Moses". Cut it in half, and we'll vote for it twice. Loved the disclaimer.
Marshall Garvey - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome job! This is one of the funniest and most well-paced parodies I've read.

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