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Song Parodies -> "F-L-O-R-I-O"

Original Song Title:

"Gloria"

Original Performer:

Them

Parody Song Title:

"F-L-O-R-I-O"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Michael Pacholek had this idea a while back. Here's my very own version. And for those of you who didn't grow up in the 60's, the chords are E, D and A, ad infinitum.
F-L-O-R-I-O

I'm-a tell ya 'bout two writers
Who been around this-a way
They're both guys, I assume
And I guess they're not gay

They been-a writin' for years
On this-a little website
They make me feel so good, y'all
They make it AMIRIGHT

And their name is F-L-O-R-
I-I-I-I-I-
F-L-O-R-I-O
(Flooooo-rios!)
F-L-O-R-I-O
(Flooooo-rios!)
I'm gonna give 'em some props
(Flooooo-rios!)
They make me laugh ev'ry day
(Flooooo-rios!)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

(Awe-inspiring instrumental freakout, organ solo, drum solo, ukelele, whatever)

Their songs about beer.....
Or just about mid-life.......
They make me crap my pants, y'all.....
I wanna say they make me read all night......

You know they're on my desktop.......
I got 'em both bookmarked........
I click upon Bill's links........
And then I click upon Mike's.......
They get their satire right!
F-L-O-R-I-O
(Flooooo-rios!)
F-L-O-R-I-O
(Flooooo-rios!)
I'm gonna comment all night!
(Flooooo-rios!)
I get their comments ev'ry day!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
So good
Both guys
It's all good
All fives!

(Guitar riffs and out)





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Rice Cube - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Sweet.
Billy Florio - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Bob....now how many parodies do we have called "Florio" to the tune of some "Gloria"? lol....and to answer your questions (if you were serrious)...yes we are two males, and no we are not gay lol
Jeff Reuben - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Wild Man - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Love the Bros. See Normal people can write great parodys too! All Fives for subject & content
Mike Florio - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the tribute Bob! And for the record, Billy, its 3 parodies about us to the tune of this song...This one, Tong's, which is actually criticizing me, and Michael Pacholek's...all good tributes
Meriadoc - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
But Bob - where are the oreos? You can't forget the oreos.... ;-)
Billy Florio - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I actully just ate some Oreos lol......and Michael....Tong's "Florio" is criticizing me..not you...look at his "Payback parody page"
Jeff Baker - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Bob! Cool! The Florio Bros. keep me laughing too! Are you related to the Bobby Gomez who lived in Wichita, KS in the early '80's? Best, Jeff Baker
Bob Gomez - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff. That's not me from Wichita, and I'm not aware of any relatives there, but it's possible. Stay cool. d;:^)
Peregrin - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I found this by clicking on the 'random' button. Good work Bob, a valid tribute to 2 of the trailblazers of the site. Come back Florios! Come back Bob!

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