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Song Parodies -> "AmiRight Writer"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"AmiRight Writer"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

How about an AmiRight Anthem contest? Starting now!
AmiRight Writer!
AmiRight Writer!

(Guitar intro)

My name is Rory, I'm a nerdy man
And my stinking wife doesn't understand!
I take two Valium and I pop a beer
Then I wrack my brain 'cause I wanna be an

AmiRight Writer! AmiRight Writer!

Anybody listening, and I beg you please
Give my song a click, maybe give me three's?
I'm no Cervantes or an Ambrose Bierce
But I think I'm funny and I wanna be an

AmiRight Writer!
AmiRight Writer!

AmiRight Writer!
AmiRight Writer!

(Guitar riff)

The other day I wrote a left-wing song,
It was more Bush-whacking than a William Tong!
I got low ratings like I've never seen!
Someone gimme a break, 'cause I wanna be an

AmiRight Writer!
AmiRight Writer!

Come on Grosvenor, where's your business plan?
You could charge admission and you'd be Da Man!
Stop the nonsense, giving yuks for free!
You could rake it in, 'cause you know that we'd

Pay for bad writers!
Pay for bad writers!

There's tons of topics that I can choose from,
There's the war, Osama and of course Saddam!
I blew my nose and got a great idea--
Gotta boogie now, and I'm gonna be an

AmiRight Writer!
AmiRight Writer!

It not that easy writing parodies
But the courts have stated we have liberties!
I steal some phrases, and a rhyme or two,
And make up the rest, so don't tell me you're a

Plagiarized Writer! Plagiarized Writer!

There's Merry, Pippin and there's old Tone-Def,
Malcolm Higgins right and Bob Gomez left!
An international community
Of pathetic punsters who are proud to be

AmiRight Writers! AmiRight Writers!

AmiRight Writers! AmiRight Writers!

(Guitar Solo and out)
Please feel free to add your own verses to this one. --Bob

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 38

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   4
 3
 4
 
 5   32
 35
 34
 

User Comments

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Billy Florio - April 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Im not pathetic!..oh wait, I am...good job Bob
Meriadoc - April 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Looks like you already added some extra verses of your own - but that's alright, 'cus I'm in one! You knew how to get my 5's! (Hey, I never said I wasn't easy...). Great parody! :-D
John Jenkins - April 18, 2003 - Report this comment
There ARE several good parodies promoting amiright, but this is one of the best. I relate to this parody on several levels - I, too, wish that we parody writers would be paid, and although the adjective "stinking" does not apply to my wife, she really does not understand my fascination with this web site.
The Punster - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank You very much!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, I especially liked the pathetic punning of 'bush-whacked' and 'gotta boogie now'. It takes talent to work pun-ishing phrases like that in!

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