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Song Parodies -> "Ate Two Pounds of Bread"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Too Proud To Beg"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Temptations

Parody Song Title:

"Ate Two Pounds of Bread"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I know you want to feed me--
When I refuse, you can't take no!
Cookin' night and day, you keep
Overstuffin' me
Blame's all mine,
I'm a fool for gluttony--

Ate two pounds of bread, I feel bloated
Please! Don't feed me, girl! (Can't chew mo')
Ate two pounds of beef, bathed in gravy
Please! Don't feed me, girl! (Can't chew mo')

Now I heard a frying pan,
It's hot again,
With poached eggs and fries!
Guess I'll have the fried ice cream, too,
I'll go down eatin', a little sweet tooth's my demise!

Ate till overfed, sweet darling
Ooo, don't feed me, girl! (Can't say no)
Ate two pounds of brie, baked in pastry
Please! Don't feed me, girl! (Can't say no)

Well I fall asleep at the table
Wake up next day
Just to see you've been cookin' away!
I was thin, yeah, but you misunderstand,
I don't wanna be some
Sumo wrestlin' man!

Ate two pounds of bread, with garlic
Ooo, don't feed me, girl! (Can't chew mo')
Ate two rounds of cheese, aged and gamey
Please! Don't feed me, girl! (Can't chew mo')

Woo, alright

[Instrumental]

Now I got a gut so huge it hangs out on my porch
And each day it grows more and more--
I'm not ashamed to come and plead to you baby
If eating keeps me from fitting through that door!

Ate two dozen eggs, and two donuts
Ooo, don't feed me girl! (Waist too grown)
18 pounds of peas, tasted savory
Ooo, don't feed me girl! (Waist too grown)
Baby, baby, baby... baby, baby
Ooo, don't feed me, girl!
┬ęBob Gomez 2005

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John Barry - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Delicious.
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderbreadful....5s
Bob Gomez - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
And nearly as funny as the ads on the side. Thanks, guys.
Tim - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody, now I'm hungry. 555.

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