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Song Parodies -> "White-Out! (The World's Shortest Parody)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Surfaris

Parody Song Title:

"White-Out! (The World's Shortest Parody)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Vocals and Guitar: Bob Gomez. Drums: Wild Man. Keyboards and Political Organizing: William Tong. Bass and Balls: Michael Pacholek. Tempo: Adagio. Rooming Arrangements: Claude Prez and Grover. Mammographies: Jeff Reuben. Gender Equity Team: Merry and Pippin. Second Breakfasts: Merry and Pippin. Flatworms: Merry and Pippin. Refreshments: Malcolm Higgins. Card Game (Go Fish): Royce Miller. Scheduling: Synchronos. Instrument Tuning: Tone-Def. Beatles T-Shirts: Rick Duncan. Clean-up Crew: Wild Man and Diva's kids. Second Shift Clean-Up Crew: Guy DiRito and Family. Bible Studies: Phil Alexander and Guy DiRito. Insect Abatement: Co-Masters of Ceremony: the Florio Brothers. Cookies: the Florio Brothers. Executive Producer: ChuckyG.


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ęBob Gomez A-he-he-he-he-he-he-he! See Jeff Reuben's "White Out" for a real parody that deserves more votes.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Wild Man - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
YOUR INTRO> ROFL!< B-go! worthy of 5's
Melhi - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Ditto what Wild Man said!
Will - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks! This was very funny. And I've been a keyboard player for 25 years, too.
Jeff Reuben - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the shout out---I was wondering where the recent vote for my song came from, no one's looked at that in months! I wrote it back in high school (wow...16 years ago), during chemistry class.
Johnny D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Now that's what I call thinking "outside the box" - brilliant !
Jeff Reuben - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
And I've been giving mammograms for the last 10 years?
... - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
This is unusual. I've never seen anyone parody an instrumental song before. But it was interesting, nevertheless. Great job, Bob.
Guy - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob - You crazy! Loved it.
Adagio - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it!! Glad to be part of the team in the intro. :D
Bob Gomez - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
The extended intro was the least I could do after writing a one-word parody. It still cracks me up, though. I see surfers waxing their boards with a strange white substance from a little bottle......Dancing girls dressed in Post-It notes.....Woodies cruising down the boulevard.....The drivers all have a strange white substance on their noses......Where was I? Oh, yeah, please suggest other band members for future intros. Thanks all--d;:^)
Static - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
555... Why no me?
neminem - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, why not... 5/5/5... it would be exceedingly amusing if this got on a top foo list :-)
Rick D - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd rather be playing bass, but Michael can keep the balls. Thanx, Bob. "Surf's up" takes on a whole new meaning here.
nnnag - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
There's no doubt in my mind that this deserves a perfect score.
Diva - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Your such a great humorist Bob!
Billy Florio - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I cant say that pacing is off lol....somehow I knew where this was going before I clicked on it lol...good job
Claude Prez - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I can't believe this got 20 perfect votes. I can't believe one of them is mine. I can't believe the furry blue monster still wants to hang out with me. Look for my "Tequila" parody soon. (Wait; didn't Melhi do that one?)
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
"Bass and balls" -- Baseballs! I get it! OK, now you get fives!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Now, if this "band" has any ambitions, I guess I could be The Manager.

Remember though, I┤m a Trekker so I need to have 47% of everything, and that┤s not negotiable. ;-)
Michael Pacholek - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, Know 1, but the Federation Charter has yet to be amended to allow Ferengis to serve as entertainers' agents. We have to discriminate against them. It's only logical.
Smurf - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Musta missed this one earlier. Great fun Bob. Certainly can't ding you on the pacing or lyrics either. 5's!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Btw...where do we come in Bob? I thought at least we could do some break dancing?:-) Maybe next time...hehe
Bob Gomez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You both be in my posse, dawgs. d;:^)
Sheep - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
so far 26 votes for THIS? Seems to be there's a lot of boot licken', azz kizzin' , name droppin' and back scratchin' on this site so baaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Phil Alexander - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Bible studies???? Mwahahaahahahaha
ChuckyG - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I probably shouldn't have let this go through.. I'm not a big fan of all the "let me name all the popular authors on the site" parodies, since they clearly tend to exclude people, are nothing but shallow attempts at vote gathering, and tend to do nothing for the people who don't visit the site often. I originally had a rule against allowing parodies of other parody authors for this reason, but changed it to ban just "attack parodies". I hate anything which makes the site seem "clique-ish" to new visitors.
Bob Gomez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Duly noted, Chuck. I can definitely see your point. I just think it's hilarious that a one-word parody would get this many votes, and that shameless pandering for votes (one way of looking at my intro) would be so effective. I'm making fun of myself here as much as anything else, and I hope you don't feel I'm ungrateful for the entertainment value of this site. As long as we're making each other laugh, let's also have a sense of humor about what we're doing here. d;:^)
Billy Florio - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Chuck, I think that the joke of the parody is the fact that its only a two word parody......I fidn it very conceptual, and I mean that in a good way. I dont think it makes the site cliqueish. Maybe though, it would have been better if you used the names of real musicians rather than people here, because of course, there are inside jokes throughout the intro.......
Rick D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm with ya Chuck, it's intimidating when you first get here, and really should be considered a "sub-catagory". I think we can amuse each other with the notes and intros, if appropriate. There's plenty of ideas out there. However, I liked Bob's cheat.
Claude Prez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I know it appears cliquish but it's also a pretty easy clique to get into--reading and commenting fairly on the work of others is really all that's required and anyone can do that. I could see you wanting it labelled as site-specific or something but I hate to see it discouraged; if it's turning off so many people how come this place keeps growing? Just my 2 cents.
Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Gee Chuck, didn't know you had such strong convictions about naming writers. In my defense, I should point out that: I always try to include some of the less known writers into my tribute parodies. I'm everyones fan. All I ask is they be original and make me laugh. I want to motivate them, not alienate them. In the last six months this site has grown to grand proportions. I guess that wouldn't have anything to do with my cheering people on. If you wan't me to stop, just say the word, and it will be done. I must admit It's getting more difficult to please everyone. ( 197 authors and growing )
Bob Gomez - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
It's exactly the kind of enthusiasm that Wild Man, Merry, Pip, Claude, and so many others bring to this site that makes it an easy club to join without feeling left out or on the outside. To me, we're all equals here and the point is to entertain and poke some fun. Name-dropping in songs can be a double-edged sword, so be careful out there. I can see why some people would hate it. I also know that most people just like to see their name in print--it says "Somebody out there likes me!" I see nothing wrong with that. Damn, I'm long-winded tonight. d;:^)
Laurence Dunne - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Deserves 5-5-5 just for the cheek of it. Very funny
ChuckyG - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
don't worry Wild Man, I'm not upset at you.. I just have been noticing a trend lately towards more name-checking on the site than usual, and I would like to encourage people to write something else. You have to remember that a large amount of traffic to the site doesn't come in through the front of the site, it comes from random hits in search engines to pages like this one. If someone sees something like this, they aren't going to get it, and most likely will ignore the site the next time it shows up in a web search.
Wild Man - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comment Chuck. I only write one a month. It gives me something to look foward to. The rest of the time I'm mostly into reading OPP (Other peoples parodies). - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't mind cliques as long as I'm included in 'em. And I've been in insect abatement for 25 years, too.
Ghetto John - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
this has got to be the easiest song to parody in the world....good job.
No One In Particular - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't even know one could parody an instrumental song; there's no lyrics. (Except in this case, the only words are "[laughing]... wipeout.")
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This man doesn't think outside the square, he thinks outside the cube! Nice work, ALMOST as incessantly aggravating as I Wrote A Song That'll Get Me No Fives
Jessy Leppert - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey I Love It.

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