The front page news today, oh, boy!
Virginia's Gov'nor with a painted face!
And though the news was rather sad,
Well, I just had to laugh;
I saw the photograph.

He blacked his face up like a shoe;
On his left shoulder was the KKK;
The mainstream media had a cow--
But it was '84,
Back in '84 we all were racist, even Albert Gore!!

Got on the Internet, whoa, boy!
Attorney General had a tale to tell--
Lieutenant Gov'nor, what a shame--
He threw her on the bed,
They went head to head!!!
Turn off that
Ray...
Dee...
Ohhh...

Woke up, got out of bed,
Popped a hood upon my head--
For my yearbook pic I'm Mr. Cool,
Although my school
Was forced to integrate...

Found my rope, and grabbed my bat,
Made a bomb in seconds flat--
Passed a Baptist church and told a joke,
It started to smoke and I heard a woman scream...

Aaaaah....

The New York Times today, oh, joy!
Chased down a high-ranking Republican;
He snapped back with a mean retort;
And on their next report:
"Sexual Harassers, Roe v. Wade: Inside the Roberts Court"--
The Brett and
Cla...
Rence...
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