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Song Parodies -> "Burgers, Fries, Yummy Lunch"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Help Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Four Tops

Parody Song Title:

"Burgers, Fries, Yummy Lunch"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Ruben Studdard. Also Wild Man.
Burgers, fries, yummy lunch
You know that I love you (love you)
I can't help myself
I'm abusin' my vascular health

When I'm out for lunch
My beltline just grows (beltline just grows)
Leaving just a bigger behind
Bent down, ripped it a thousand times

With some chicken fingers and apple pie
My lunch order improves (order improves)
High fives for your bacon strings
Now, there's something that I can chew

(Sax solo, chomping sounds, grunting)

I can't help myself, no I can't help myself

Burgers, fries, yummy lunch
My ticker's gonna blast in me (blast in me)
I can't help myself
I'm a fool for gluttony

I know every local doctor's tellin' me the truth
No surprise
But then I like my cheese on steak
And my mouth choked up with fries

In the drive-thru lane, smell the chargrill flame
(Burger's in my heart, ventricles are clogged)
No matter how it's fried, my butt is fat and wide, 'cause

Burgers, fries, yummy lunch
I go twice a week for you (weak for you)
I can't help myself
Because of you, my aorta swells

Burgers, fries, yummy lunch
My heavy weight is thanks to you (ass is huge)
I can't help myself
I love food and let out my belt

Burgers, fries, yummy lunch
You know that I love you (love you)
I can't help myself, no it can't help my health

Burgers, fries, yummy lunch
You know that I love you
{fade}
ęBob Gomez 2003

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Meriadoc - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Long live 'food will kill you' parodies!
Billy Florio - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job
Wild Man - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
It's great to have you back Bobby Gomez. Missed you on the board, Man. Nice work .
Michael Pacholek - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
What, no "five chalupas"? It would be the perfect award for this one! Five all-beef patties for Bob!
Pat - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
That was funny.
Diva - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work Bob. Wild Man is more of a 2 and Oh , than a 205. The "Helmet Teddy Bear" His love affair with food is his downfall.
Spaff.com - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Someone gave this 1s? Must be someone who didn't appreciate your Ruben dedication. Excellent work as usual.

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