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Song Parodies -> "We're Lovin' You, Bill Tong (We Don't Wanna Lean Right)"

Original Song Title:

"If Loving You Is Wrong"

Original Performer:

Luther Ingram

Parody Song Title:

"We're Lovin' You, Bill Tong (We Don't Wanna Lean Right)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I just wanted to challenge myself to get all the Democratic candidates' names into one line.
We're lovin' you, Bill Tong
We don't wanna lean right
If leanin' right means leanin' with Malcolm
I'd rather give to Tong my fives

My rightwing parents say it's a shame
It's a downright disgrace
But as long as we've got Bill on our side
I don't care 'bout your Dittoheads

My friends say "Yo, there's no future in Dean or in Kerry, man!
Dick Gephardt, Edwards, Graham, Kucinich, Braun, Sharpton or Lieberman!"

We're lovin' you, Bill Tong
(We don't wanna lean right)
We're lovin' William Tong
(We don't wanna lean right)

Am I wrong to hold such a liberal attitude?
Knowin' that Clinton had blown his chances
And he blew Lewinsky, too?
Am I wrong to suffer when Al Gore won the people's vote?
Knowin' he'd bomb Saddam Hussein as a Saturday Night Live joke?

Is it wrong to pen a song satirizin' the President?
If I can't exercise my rights then you neocons get bent!

We're lovin' you, Bill Tong
(We don't wanna lean right)
We're lovin' William Tong
(We don't wanna lean right)

I don't wanna lean right
If it means leanin' with Malcolm
I don't wanna lean right
I'll be leanin' left on AmiRight
ęBob Gomez 2003

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Rice Cube - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Not voting on this one, but I just wanted to let y'all know that Watt and I are working on a transporter device so come '04 we can materialize behind anyone who dares vote for Sharpton with a straight face and smack them upside the head with a rubber chicken. Peace!
Bob Gomez - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, RC. Great idea about the chicken enforcement. I'll be right next to you guys armed with a high-powered squirt gun. And I'm not afraid to use it. Peace, y'all. d;:^)
Meriadoc - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
The chorus is priceless! Somebody find that 'one-guy' and use the rubber chicken on him.... Fives here. It is a shame no one here seems to know this song.
Will - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

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