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Song Parodies -> "Peril Of The Balls"
Original Song Title:
"Carol Of The Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Peril Of The Balls"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
I discovered this in a little known late 18th century collection of William Blake poems entitled, "Songs Of Itchiness I've Experienced."
Crap! How my balls
Feel itchy, balls
Both seem to say,
"Throw Nair away!"
Crotch-mess is here,
Bringing, I fear,
To my nethers
Creams and powders.
Swing, dong, swing, dong
"Ouch," says my prong,
With Tinactin
Spraying my thing,
Ringworm appears,
Flakes on my spear,
All down in there
Tickling my pair.
Oh! How they burn,
Raising concern,
This aerosol
Smells of menthol,
Mainly they shrink,
Cold, recoiling,
Balls disappear,
Wrinkled and sere.
Hairy, hairy, hairy epidermis,
Hairy, hairy, hairy epidermis.
Nuts so inflamed,
Brozilian-shamed,
Bare scrotum moans,
"Need cortisone..."
[Repeat from the beginning]
String thong, string thong...
Feel itchy, balls
Both seem to say,
"Throw Nair away!"
Crotch-mess is here,
Bringing, I fear,
To my nethers
Creams and powders.
Swing, dong, swing, dong
"Ouch," says my prong,
With Tinactin
Spraying my thing,
Ringworm appears,
Flakes on my spear,
All down in there
Tickling my pair.
Oh! How they burn,
Raising concern,
This aerosol
Smells of menthol,
Mainly they shrink,
Cold, recoiling,
Balls disappear,
Wrinkled and sere.
Hairy, hairy, hairy epidermis,
Hairy, hairy, hairy epidermis.
Nuts so inflamed,
Brozilian-shamed,
Bare scrotum moans,
"Need cortisone..."
[Repeat from the beginning]
String thong, string thong...
©Bob "Itchy and Scratchy Show" Gomez 2016
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And to you a joyful crotch-mess.(sec code XCS).
Eczema pleasure, my friend.
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