-> "Just Sneezed"
Original Song Title:
"Breathe"
Parody Song Title:
"Just Sneezed"
The Lyrics
Doctor tells me Asian flu is here again
Just got my shots for what it's worth
Stocked up on Sudafed and Vaporub, and I
Need a few more long-sleeve shirts...
Clogged up in both of my Eustachian tubes
And the pressure's buildin' up in plugs
Better call in sick today,
The only thing that's clear:
Sinusitis really sucks!
'Cause I can feel the sneeze
It's sneakin' up on me
Suddenly it's landing in my food
All I can say is "Ew!"
Lately all I sneeze is just debris!
Cough up and it's yuck
The gross and phlegmy muck
Crazy sick, but that's the way that snot's supposed to be--
Can't conceal the sneeze.....
Just sneezed!
Even though I know my cold is breaking up
Can't keep the stuff from dripping down
I'm grosser than I've ever felt before
And I blow
And I blow
Nasal breathing hurts right now....
I can't conceal the sneeze
It's sloppy on my sleeves
And some of it just landed on my shoe
This stuff resembles glue,
Dang me, all I need's a lung disease!
Look down at my rag
It almost makes me gag
Crazy sick, but that's the way that snot's supposed to be--
Can't conceal the sneeze.....
Just sneezed!
Coughin' up the crud
(I hope there isn't blood!)
Crazy sick, but that's the way that snot's supposed to be--
Can't conceal the sneeze.....
Just sneezed!
I can feel the virus floating in the air
Having the flu gets me that way.....
(Snurf, snurf....)
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