Song Parodies -> "Body Parts Here, There And Everywhere"

Original Song Title:

"Here, There And Everywhere"

Original Performer:

"Body Parts Here, There And Everywhere"

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The Lyrics

From the L.A. Times: UCLA scrambled to address the crisis enveloping its willed body program, in which program director Henry G. Reid, 54, is suspected of illegally selling body parts to Ernest Nelson for personal gain. Nelson, 46, who
is not a UCLA employee, is suspected of reselling the parts to medical
research companies. It is illegal to sell body parts for profit.

I crashed my car and died---
And willed my body to science......

Here
Heavenly year after year
Angels are nice, they bring bagels and ham
Iced tea and Spam
But physically I'm not there......

There
On Earth they're selling my hair
Sending my nads to Taiwan or Pareee
Profitably
UC made a killing there......

My parts go everywhere
There's a guy in Chelsea studying my derriere;
Kidney's being sliced up in I-don't-know-where
'Cuz Momma taught me to share

What were they thinking at UCLA?
Found out today
My family's pissed, I swear!

I've traveled lots by air
Ice-cold organs I could mention but I'd never dare
Comforting to think I'm needed everywhere
London, Beijing or Times Square

What were they thinking at UCLA?
Someone will pay!
My family screams, "No fair!"

They despair--

I'm everywhere
Here, there, and everywhere!

�Bob "Guilty As Charged" Gomez 2004

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Agrimorfee - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Put it in dry ice and use it later for a good laugh! :)555

alvin rhodes - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment

funny concept...nice job

Guy - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done Bob. Just saw this. I have a topical on this subject coming out at next posting. This parody is dead on the mark. When I used to be a computer hardware tech one of the places we serviced was an anthropology lab at a health science center. They made no attempt to secure the environment when we responded to service calls in their lab area. After a while no one wanted to go on these calls as one by one the technical staff was exposed to, well use your imagination. We have more techs go home sick after visiting that lab. But I am sure that these remains were handled appropriately, at least I hope they were. Not like these guys at UCLA with their grab a cadaver business.

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