Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Body Parts Here, There And Everywhere"

Original Song Title:

"Here, There And Everywhere"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Body Parts Here, There And Everywhere"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

From the L.A. Times: UCLA scrambled to address the crisis enveloping its willed body program, in which program director Henry G. Reid, 54, is suspected of illegally selling body parts to Ernest Nelson for personal gain. Nelson, 46, who
is not a UCLA employee, is suspected of reselling the parts to medical
research companies. It is illegal to sell body parts for profit.
I crashed my car and died---
And willed my body to science......

Heavenly year after year
Angels are nice, they bring bagels and ham
Iced tea and Spam
But physically I'm not there......

On Earth they're selling my hair
Sending my nads to Taiwan or Pareee
UC made a killing there......

My parts go everywhere
There's a guy in Chelsea studying my derriere;
Kidney's being sliced up in I-don't-know-where
'Cuz Momma taught me to share

What were they thinking at UCLA?
Found out today
My family's pissed, I swear!

I've traveled lots by air
Ice-cold organs I could mention but I'd never dare
Comforting to think I'm needed everywhere
London, Beijing or Times Square

What were they thinking at UCLA?
Someone will pay!
My family screams, "No fair!"

They despair--

I'm everywhere
Here, there, and everywhere!

ęBob "Guilty As Charged" Gomez 2004

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Agrimorfee - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Put it in dry ice and use it later for a good laugh! :)555
alvin rhodes - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
funny concept...nice job
Guy - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done Bob. Just saw this. I have a topical on this subject coming out at next posting. This parody is dead on the mark. When I used to be a computer hardware tech one of the places we serviced was an anthropology lab at a health science center. They made no attempt to secure the environment when we responded to service calls in their lab area. After a while no one wanted to go on these calls as one by one the technical staff was exposed to, well use your imagination. We have more techs go home sick after visiting that lab. But I am sure that these remains were handled appropriately, at least I hope they were. Not like these guys at UCLA with their grab a cadaver business.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1271