-> "Oklahomo!"
Original Song Title:
"Oklahoma!"
Parody Song Title:
"Oklahomo!"
The Lyrics
There's been a court decision that affects my life--
I've got my girly and we've set a date!
Startin' as a farmer with a brand new wife-
Soon be livin' in a rainbow state!
Rainbow state, can't discriminate!
Marriage ban was gnarly--
Polls and indicators--
Pundits with their prattle--
Bigots and gay-haters!
Brides are weddin' brides and grooms are weddin' grooms,
What do we care if Limbaugh fumes?
Liberty, justice, peace for all!
Lesbians, gays and bi's, rent halls!
OOOOOk-lahomo,
Where it's not illegal to be gay!
And the circuit court
Confirmed support
When we all thought, "That"ll be the day!!!"
OOOOOk-lahomo,
Ev'ry night my tranny friends bizarre
Raise a frosty glass
And spank some ass
Twerkin' crazy circles in a bar!
If you see a man with a man (yo-ho!),
Don't freak out if they start holdin' hands!
As they sashay--
Yeeow!
Just blow a kiss their way--
"Mmwah!"
With butts a-swayin'
You're lookin' fine, Oklahomos,
Oklahomos,
So gay!
OOOOOk-lahomo,
It's a movement sweepin' 'cross the plains!
And someday all states
Will outlaw hate
And the gay kids won't blow out their brains!
OOOOOk-lahomo,
Where the Constitution still applies!
And the boys are sweet--
Just read their tweets
As their friends get hitched to super guys!
If you see a gal hug a gal,
It could mean that they're more than just pals!
And so we say--
Yeeow!
Get out the frickin' way!
Now!!!
Go back to prayin'!
We're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma's pro-gay!
L-A-H-O-M-O,
Oklahoooooo-
Mos!
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