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Song Parodies -> "Porn's Free"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roger Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Porn's Free"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Original words by Don Black and music by John Barry. Oscar-winning title
song from the 1966 film; John Barry also won for soundtrack. Charted
in 1966 at # 7 by Roger Williams and # 35 by Matt Monro. Soul
version by the Hesitations hit #38 in 1968. Please see earlier parody
submissions by Malcolm Higgins and Michael McVey.
Porn's free!
It's free on our website
Click, enter, it's all right
Porn's free,
Just follow your lust!

Stiffies and booties abound here
If you stick around here
You might just see boobs and bust!

Lately
The firewall's denied you
No emails of horny sites
No friends on knees to ride!

Porn's free,
But you must remember
If you're not a member
Then no porn's free!

Lately
The firewall's denied you
No emails of horny sites
No friends on knees to ride!

Porn's free,
But you must remember
If you're not a member
Then no porn's free!
ęBob Gomez 2004 Bottom comments indeed.

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Adagio - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehehe!!
Meriadoc - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Did you put all those beginning credits so the Pacholopedia wouldn't get cha? ;-) Good job.
Michael Pacholek - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I wouldn't have noticed this one at all if I hadn't read the Latest Comments section. Besides, I'm kind of numb to porn parodies. (Witness "Buyers of the Porn.")
Johnny D - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not numb at all - I know how to handle it - and them. 5's

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