Song Parodies -> Just The Weight You Are

Original Song Title:

"Just The Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

  
Parody Song Title:

"Just The Weight You Are"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

Just the Weight You Are

Don't go crazy
Tryin' to feed me
Just eating more won't fill the void, m-m-m
Anorexia
And bulimia
Are two diseases I avoid

You're always saying
You feel bloated
After you've lunched on Power Bars, m-m-m
I'll take the fat times
I'll take the lean times
I'll take you just the weight you are

Don't go for Botox
Or Yogilates
I hate to see you work so hard, m-m-m
Find a balance,
Intake and output
Of protein, calories and carbs

Don't go spendin'
All your paychecks
On liposuction or fat farms, m-m-m
I prefer heavy
Conversation
I want you just the weight you are

Just throw that bathroom scale into
The sea
And our love will be renewed
Ah, what will it take for you to believe
In me
The way that you believe in food

I said I love you,
Fat or slender
My obsessive superstar, m-m-m
What's this concoction in the blender?
I love you just the weight you are........
©Bob Gomez 2003
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Stray Pooch - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yet another Billy Joel parody - and very well done. Cute clincher at the end, too! Love it.
Royce Miller - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked this parody--good pacing--write some more funny ones.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
It sounds like you like your food and Billy Joel. Very goooooooooooooood parady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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