-> "Baby Got Back"
Original Song Title:
"Baby Come Back"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Baby Got Back"
The Lyrics
Bending in your tights
Stuck in doorways and I can't get around--
There's a "Detour" sign stuck on your
Awesome behind!
But when the forklift comes
And gets you up and rollin' again--
Nothin' can stop you, it's just a waste of time!
Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!
All day long,
Lookin' at ads for liposuction--
Tryin' to think of a way
To help you, dear--
But then I'm off to work
At that damn proctology lab--
All I think about's
The human rear!
Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!
And when you put on thongs of leather,
You make a crack outrageously!
Sounds like tubas or trombones when you fart--
With your flatulent release,
There's an assafoetidous breeze!
Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp...
Baby got back.....
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