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Song Parodies -> "Baby Got Back"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Come Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Player

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Assafoetida: A bad smelling gum resin obtained from various Asiatic plants
(Genus Ferula) of the Parsely family.
Bending in your tights
Stuck in doorways and I can't get around--
There's a "Detour" sign stuck on your
Awesome behind!
But when the forklift comes
And gets you up and rollin' again--
Nothin' can stop you, it's just a waste of time!

Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!

All day long,
Lookin' at ads for liposuction--
Tryin' to think of a way
To help you, dear--
But then I'm off to work
At that damn proctology lab--
All I think about's
The human rear!

Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!

And when you put on thongs of leather,
You make a crack outrageously!
Sounds like tubas or trombones when you fart--
With your flatulent release,
There's an assafoetidous breeze!

Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!

Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp...

Baby got back.....
ęBob Gomez 2004

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Royce Miller - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Bob
John Barry - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Many great lines and wordplays.
Dee Range - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
"Gluteal Monstrosity" cracked me up. Brought back images of standing behind a 400 lb woman in line at an amusement park. Her pants got snagged on the wooden side rails, and she thought it was me tugging at her(I was 15, about 150 lbs). She looked over her shoulder and said "Leave me alone, you masher!) I had to ask my mom what a "masher" was, I never heard it before or since. Thanks for bringing the image back to me. High 5's
Billy Florio - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent work
Johnny D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
There's just no "end" to your talent, Bob! 5-5-5, this parody's destined to go on through the ages, delighting posteriority, er, I mean, posterity.
Bob Gomez, stuck in the middle with you - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, friends, for the very kind comments...d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Very ass-tute, Bob. (Certainly better than an "ass toot," as if Malcolm needed any more parody ideas.) I love combined parodies (as in -- shameless plug alert -- the combination of Lolas in "Hidden Banana").
Daniel G. - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW, that was hilarious i couldn't stop laughing. Great Job!!!!!!!!
Chris Bodily TM - February 09, 2014 - Report this comment
I just stumbled on this one making sure my Beatles parody idea hadn't already been done. I laughed my ass off! 555

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