Song Parodies -> Baby Got Back
| Original Song Title: | "Baby Come Back" |
| Original Performer: | Player |
| Parody Song Title: | "Baby Got Back" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
Assafoetida: A bad smelling gum resin obtained from various Asiatic plants
(Genus Ferula) of the Parsely family.
(Genus Ferula) of the Parsely family.
Bending in your tights
Stuck in doorways and I can't get around--
There's a "Detour" sign stuck on your
Awesome behind!
But when the forklift comes
And gets you up and rollin' again--
Nothin' can stop you, it's just a waste of time!
Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!
All day long,
Lookin' at ads for liposuction--
Tryin' to think of a way
To help you, dear--
But then I'm off to work
At that damn proctology lab--
All I think about's
The human rear!
Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!
And when you put on thongs of leather,
You make a crack outrageously!
Sounds like tubas or trombones when you fart--
With your flatulent release,
There's an assafoetidous breeze!
Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp...
Baby got back.....
Stuck in doorways and I can't get around--
There's a "Detour" sign stuck on your
Awesome behind!
But when the forklift comes
And gets you up and rollin' again--
Nothin' can stop you, it's just a waste of time!
Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!
All day long,
Lookin' at ads for liposuction--
Tryin' to think of a way
To help you, dear--
But then I'm off to work
At that damn proctology lab--
All I think about's
The human rear!
Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!
And when you put on thongs of leather,
You make a crack outrageously!
Sounds like tubas or trombones when you fart--
With your flatulent release,
There's an assafoetidous breeze!
Baby got back!
Even Mix-a-Lot could see
That's a mountain
The butt-gods have assigned you!
Baby got back!
Gluteal monstro-si-ty!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp behind you!
Fat gone wrong,
That's a Goodyear blimp...
Baby got back.....
©Bob Gomez 2004
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Good one, Bob
Many great lines and wordplays.
"Gluteal Monstrosity" cracked me up. Brought back images of standing behind a 400 lb woman in line at an amusement park. Her pants got snagged on the wooden side rails, and she thought it was me tugging at her(I was 15, about 150 lbs). She looked over her shoulder and said "Leave me alone, you masher!) I had to ask my mom what a "masher" was, I never heard it before or since. Thanks for bringing the image back to me. High 5's
Excellent work
There's just no "end" to your talent, Bob! 5-5-5, this parody's destined to go on through the ages, delighting posteriority, er, I mean, posterity.
Thanks, friends, for the very kind comments...d;:^)
Very ass-tute, Bob. (Certainly better than an "ass toot," as if Malcolm needed any more parody ideas.) I love combined parodies (as in -- shameless plug alert -- the combination of Lolas in "Hidden Banana").
WOW, that was hilarious i couldn't stop laughing. Great Job!!!!!!!!
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