-> "Gimpy Elders"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme Shelter"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gimpy Elders"
The Lyrics
Our old age is threat'nin'
Yeah we gon' die someday
Come on, fans, dig these elders
Goin' deaf, blind and gray
Whoa, dentures,
My teeth'll rot away
My teeth'll rot away
Whoa, hernias,
My abs are outta shape
My abs are outta shape
Ooh, see the Stones is tourin'
Yeah, we gon' rock the stage
Words go somethin' somethin'
Where's my mind today?
Whoa, Richards,
Mick tossed the pot away
Mick tossed the pot away
Whoa, witness
Effects of rock cocaine
Effects of rock cocaine
(Female vocal)
Wait, bladder!
It's just a piss away
It's just a piss away
Wait, turder!
Don't miss the pot, okay?
Don't miss the pot, okay?
Wait, diapers!
My sphincter's shot away
My sphincter's shot away
(Instrumental)
Audience bones is creakin'
Hip joints all replaced
Wimpy, gimpy elders
In wheelchairs line the stage
Whoa, seniors,
Front row is not awake
Front row is not awake
Front row is not awake
Front row is not awake
Front row is not awake
I tell you Vi-agra,
The groupies gotta wait
The groupies gotta wait
The groupies gotta wait
The groupies gotta wait
The groupies gotta wait
Gotta wait, gotta wait
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