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Song Parodies -> "This Halftime Moment"

Original Song Title:

"This Magic Moment"

Original Performer:

Jay and the Americans

Parody Song Title:

"This Halftime Moment"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

And I thought TV had sunk to a new low with "My Big Fat Fiance." How wrong I was!
Miss Janet Jackson
And Timberlake, that boob
Cavorting rapaciously
On my new boob tube

Then Janet's flashin'!
It took me by surprise
I knew my kids felt it too
By the looks in their eyes--

Hooter went flyin' (hooter went flyin'.....)
Kind of like a shovel pass (thought it was a shovel pass.....)
Now I love the Super Bowl
Which used to suck so much ass!

Tit-flashing moments
Chests like this are so divine
I'll laugh forever
At least until the end of halftime!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Hooter went flyin'
Justin, what a cad you are!
Next time leave her clothes on, dude
'Cause this time you went too far!

This halftime moment
Courtesy of CBS
MTV and Viacom
Will have to go get Janet Jackson dressed!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Whoa-oh-oh-OOOOOH
Oh-oh-oh-OOOOOOH
Oh-oh-OOOOOOH-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
ęBob "With a silver tassel on it" Gomez 2004

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Laurence Dunne - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This got JJ more publicity than if she had kissed Britney Spears. Where do the outrageous moments go from here? She did make a right boob of herself, but at least she got it off her chest and got some exposure for her new album.
Mari D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't watch the game but heard a lot about it at work yesterday. Actually, they didn't talk much about the GAME. There's speculation that it was a publicity stunt for her new album. And she was wearing a pasty, right? Why would she do that unless she was planning on... oh well, one can speculate...
Guy - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I think the whole mess went TANGO UNIFORM whatever they were trying to do. Well done Bob.
Johnny D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
"This halftime moment"
"While her nip is on the screen"
"Will cause destruction"
"Destruction of the universe.....whoah-ohh-ohh-no!!"

That's what all of the media-mogul-hypocrites' utterly STUPID moralizing over this ridiculously meaningless event seems like to me!

Oh by the way, great parody - 555 !
Adagio - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The more they talk about it, the more free PR she gets. Good parody. 5's
David Chrenko - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Bob. CBS has really been pushing the envelope for awhile now. This goes back at least six or seven years, when 60 miutes showed a bare breasted Julie Andrews. This one may have been an attempt to get higher ratings for the Grammies, which coincidentally enough will feature JJ & Justin in a duet. If this is an example of what they mean by "must see TV", they can keep it.
John Jenkins - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody - I liked the shovel pass line best. I watched the Super Bowl, including the Halftime Show; and what I found most obnoxious was the continuous hyping of the program that followed the Super Bowl on CBS - Survivor All Stars - which is definitely an oxymoron.
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it's totally inappropriate to write a parody about Tearin' Off Your Top, but since you're Bob Frickin' Gomez, I'll let it slide. (Actually, I'm bewildered - but not surprised - by the outrage this thing caused. It's a nipple, people. You've got 'em too. Get over it.) Anyhoo, "boob tube." Heh heh.
Rick D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob, you coming Thursday?
Jack Wilson - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Bob! 555!
sloatead - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
5-4-4, first you say you love the superbowl because of the nip slip, then you say they went too far, had to take off a point for the inconsistency
Bob Gomez - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Laurence: good work on getting all the boob puns off your chest before anyone else did! Thanks for the comment. Mari: I confess I didn't see the game or the halftime show either. This parody is based entirely on hearsay. Guy: thanks, man--the whole thing sounds like a carefully choreographed exercise in bad taste for these two exquisitely talented, beautiful and entirely too rich people. Is my envy showing as much as Janet's boobie? Johnny: Amen to that, brother, and by the way your comments rock hard like Viagra. Adagio: thanks, and I agree that it was a shameless publicity stunt which I hope they both regret. David: this is why I avoid TV more and more these days (except for "Idol"--sorry, I'm hooked). John: my favorite line too, both graphic AND thematically consistent. Spaff: surprised by the outrage? I'm surprised at your surprise. This is the same America conquered by the Puritans and conquistadors, after all. We've been outraged by naked breasts since we landed. Rick: thinkin' about it, but probably not. I'll be up on Friday, though. Email me. Jack: thank you, glad you enjoyed it. Sloatead: very perceptive of you and point well-taken. However, as a parodist I have to love moments like this one when celebrities make complete asses of themselves. Or boobs. d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
And yet, hardly anyone mentioned what a great job was done with the National Anthem by My Big Phat Bodacious Beyonce.

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