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Song Parodies -> "Poopy"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Classics IV

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Ah, parenting. What a joy.
When that poo you're excretin' becomes a black lagoon inside your diaper
The smell is overpowerin', almost like a dead raccoon that's gettin' riper--

Mommy insists she's changed it four times today
I hang my head
And say,

Daddy's kinda crazy with a poopy little girl like you!

Your bowels keep me guessin', it's like your baby brain is really thinkin'
And when it's Daddy's turn to change you, I know your frickin' diaper will be

Takin' your bath, everything's goin' as planned
I pick you up--
You crap my hand!

Daddy's kinda crazy with a poopy little girl like you!


(sax solo--crying baby sounds--Dad talking as diaper is being
changed--indescribable noise--baby laughing sounds)

One of these days I'll be prepared for all these games that you are playin'
I'll have to rig up some defense against all that fecal matter you been
Flat on your back, you're like a poopin' machine
I'll need to wear
A splatter screen!

Daddy's kinda crazy with a poopy little girl like you!

Whoa-oh, all right!
I said, poopy!
Bob Gomez 2004 "Honey, I'm gonna need a mop in here...."

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   15

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John Barry - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Allow me to be the first to counter the idiotic 1s.
Admiral Ballsey of The Good Ship Toilet Bisque - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
And allow me to be the second. Turds ahoy! 5's
Adagio - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun song to parody and you did a good job. 5's
aoid - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
There's gotta be some way to vote zeroes.
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, dumbass, you just ignore it like a normal person.
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Voted earlier when I made my sh*tty comment to Dr. Poo; I actually read it this time, and guess what? Funny stuff Bob.
Johnny D - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
aoid, I've noticed that you very seldomly post a comment saying that you like a parody ..... you have done that occasionally, yes, but far, far less often than when you post comments condemning bathroom humor.

aoid, why don't we see you post comments of praise and appreciation as often as you post comments of condemnation? Why is that, aoid? Please tell us, thanks.
Bob Gomez, up too late as usual - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I think we need to take pity on poor aoid--he's probably never changed a diaper in his life--except maybe his own. Thanks for the support. d;:^)
Roland - December 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Changing diapers from a Dad's point of view - excellent. All 5's 😁

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