Song Parodies -> Poopy
| Original Song Title: | "Spooky" |
| Original Performer: | The Classics IV |
| Parody Song Title: | "Poopy" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
Ah, parenting. What a joy.
When that poo you're excretin' becomes a black lagoon inside your diaper
The smell is overpowerin', almost like a dead raccoon that's gettin' riper--
Mommy insists she's changed it four times today
I hang my head
And say,
"Okay...."
Daddy's kinda crazy with a poopy little girl like you!
Your bowels keep me guessin', it's like your baby brain is really thinkin'
And when it's Daddy's turn to change you, I know your frickin' diaper will be
stinkin'!
Takin' your bath, everything's goin' as planned
I pick you up--
You crap my hand!
Daddy's kinda crazy with a poopy little girl like you!
Poopy!
(sax solo--crying baby sounds--Dad talking as diaper is being
changed--indescribable noise--baby laughing sounds)
One of these days I'll be prepared for all these games that you are playin'
I'll have to rig up some defense against all that fecal matter you been
sprayin'
Flat on your back, you're like a poopin' machine
I'll need to wear
A splatter screen!
Daddy's kinda crazy with a poopy little girl like you!
Poopy!
Poopy!
Whoa-oh, all right!
I said, poopy!
The smell is overpowerin', almost like a dead raccoon that's gettin' riper--
Mommy insists she's changed it four times today
I hang my head
And say,
"Okay...."
Daddy's kinda crazy with a poopy little girl like you!
Your bowels keep me guessin', it's like your baby brain is really thinkin'
And when it's Daddy's turn to change you, I know your frickin' diaper will be
stinkin'!
Takin' your bath, everything's goin' as planned
I pick you up--
You crap my hand!
Daddy's kinda crazy with a poopy little girl like you!
Poopy!
(sax solo--crying baby sounds--Dad talking as diaper is being
changed--indescribable noise--baby laughing sounds)
One of these days I'll be prepared for all these games that you are playin'
I'll have to rig up some defense against all that fecal matter you been
sprayin'
Flat on your back, you're like a poopin' machine
I'll need to wear
A splatter screen!
Daddy's kinda crazy with a poopy little girl like you!
Poopy!
Poopy!
Whoa-oh, all right!
I said, poopy!
©Bob Gomez 2004 "Honey, I'm gonna need a mop in here...."
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Allow me to be the first to counter the idiotic 1s.
And allow me to be the second. Turds ahoy! 5's
Fun song to parody and you did a good job. 5's
There's gotta be some way to vote zeroes.
Yeah, dumbass, you just ignore it like a normal person.
Voted earlier when I made my sh*tty comment to Dr. Poo; I actually read it this time, and guess what? Funny stuff Bob.
aoid, I've noticed that you very seldomly post a comment saying that you like a parody ..... you have done that occasionally, yes, but far, far less often than when you post comments condemning bathroom humor.
aoid, why don't we see you post comments of praise and appreciation as often as you post comments of condemnation? Why is that, aoid? Please tell us, thanks.
aoid, why don't we see you post comments of praise and appreciation as often as you post comments of condemnation? Why is that, aoid? Please tell us, thanks.
I think we need to take pity on poor aoid--he's probably never changed a diaper in his life--except maybe his own. Thanks for the support. d;:^)
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