AmiRight Star

So you wanna be an AmiRight star?
Then listen now
To what I say:
Just visit the nearest bar
And drink some wine
And spurn Perrier

And in the bathroom stall
You'll get a great idea
For a song about pee

Ridin' home on the public trans
Your head is in a trance
You nearly crap your pants
Crazy rhymes fillin' up your head
Should go straight to bed
But you're typing instead

And if the pacing's tight
And the jokes surprise
They're gonna give you fives

Now send your songs in to Chucky G
He's the website man
Gives yuks for free
Cannot be too suggestive, though
'Cause he's got the mind
Of a ten-year-old

And in the blink of an eye
You'll really hit the charts
With your new song about farts

Say goodbye to your family
'Cause you're busy now
On your Dell PC
Every night it's the same routine
Staring face is lit
By computer screen

But if your songs go far
You'll know who you are
You're an AmiRight star

This site is addictive, too,
So take this tip,
I'm warning you:
Sittin' here in an old bathrobe
And underwear
That's sprouting mold

I'm laughin' har-dee-har
And my mouth's ajar
But I'm an AmiRight star!