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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Student Binge Referrals"

Original Song Title:

"Turtle Power (Theme from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show)"

Original Performer:

Partners in Kryme

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Student Binge Referrals"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Dedicated to my son's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-loving friends.
Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Hippos of the high school
Girdle Power!

They're the world's most flagrant bingeing teens! (Revealing hips!)
They stuff themselves with nachos till they're green! (Can't get a grip!)
When they get those burger attacks
These girdled boys don't fit no slacks!

Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Hippos of the high school
Girdle Power!

Their parents taught them to be bingeing teens! (That's some radical fat!)
Just be quiet, hide your feelings, stuff your dreams! (Shut yer fat trap!)
Leaving food on plates is rude! (Gimme a plate!)
Might as well pig out
It's a party, dude! (Hearty!)

Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Hippos of the high school
Girdle Power!

"Shut up, Bob, we're on the Atkins diet!
It's working wonders for us, YOU be quiet!
Bacon, sausage and pork rinds
Are ideas we can get behind!"

Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Hippos of the high school
Girdle Power!

Watch out teachers, they control the quad!
They're massive, hulking, jiggling, as they plod!
"May I see your hallway pass?" ("NO!")
"Now remove that clipboard from my ass!"

Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Teenage student binge referrals
Hippos of the high school
Girdle Power!
ęBob Gomez 2003

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Snaggletoth - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, someone else who knows this song! I had an idea for it myself last month but never used it because I thought the song would be TOO obscure. As for the parody, I thought from the title that it would be about homework/paperwork/first drafts ending up in the wastebasket. Which, from an Amiright-writers point of view, or at least IMHO, would have been funnier or at least more relateable. Still good though!
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