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Song Parodies -> "All Gay, And All Of Them Guys"

Original Song Title:

"All Day And All Of The Night"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"All Gay, And All Of Them Guys"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I think this would have made a terrific B side to "Lola."
I went
Out on
A date one night with my girlfriend
She
Said we
Should hook up with some of her friends
But why did she not tell me that they were all guyyyyyyyyyys??????

When I walked into that bar they were all guys!
All gay, and all of them guys!
All gay, and all of them guys!
All gay, and all of them guys!

All
So smart-
Ly dressed and hip and so clever
Hey, may-
Be this
Relationship I should sever
We talked all night about "Queer Eye For The Straight Guyyyyyyyy"!

When I want designer shoes I'll call those guys!
All gay, and all of them guys!
All gay, and all of them guys!
All gay, and all of them guys!
Oh, come on!

(Instrumental)

We
Got drunk
And started dancing so madly
Then on
That pum-
Ping disco floor someone grabbed me
I heard him shouting in my ear, "I like your siiiiiiiiiiiize!"

Now I want to be with dudes all of the time!
All gay, and all of them guys!
All gay, and all of them guys!
All gay, and all of them guys!

(Even longer instrumental)

Now
We're look-
Ing for someplace to get married
Those sil-
Ly laws
From state to state are so varied
Instead of rice we'll both be showered with K-YYYYYYY!

Hell, I want to be with Bruce and it's no crime!
All gays want all of our rights!
All gays want all of our rights!
All gays want all of our rights!


ęBob Gomez 2004

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Jack Wilson - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man that was hilarious. 5's!
... - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, this was pretty good! But what is "K-YYYYYYY"?
Johnny D - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I say, vote all of them fives!
Paul Robinson - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob G - certainly sounds like a boysterous group. 5-5-5
Bob Gomez - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. K-Y is a multi-purpose lubricating jelly. Back in the late 70's I was in a band called the Fabulous Hubcaps (sort of a Sha-Na-knockoff) and we used K-Y to slick back our hair. Disgustingly effective stuff. d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Greasy kid stuff, Bob? Anyway, this parody gets fives -- sweetheart.
Bob Gomez - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Spank you very much. d;:^)
Ellipsis - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the info, Bob.
Meriadoc - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great! I loooooved all your hyphens... ;-)
Bob Gomez - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Not as much as I loooooove your 'postrophes. d;:^)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Much laugh, much laugh! I am assuming, ofcourse, that in this context the KY is used for 'other' purposes.
Charlie Decker - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Terrific. I can't stop laughing! And I don't laugh out load at parodies that often...
Bob Gomez - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charlie, glad you enjoyed it. And I assume that you meant "out loud"...........d;:^)

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