-> "The Grounds Of Starbucks"
Original Song Title:
"Sounds Of Silence"
Parody Song Title:
"The Grounds Of Starbucks"
Hello, dark roast, my old blend
My cup of coffee's brewed again
Espresso, instant, drip or slow-perking
I need your caffeine shot while I'm working
And it jiggles the endorphins in my brain
Within the grounds of Starbucks
I was a Diet Pepsi ho
Till I had a cuppa joe
When I'm needing to get stoked or amped
They moisten fresh-ground beans till slightly damp
And the fragrances in the oil's volatility
Are set free
I smell the grounds of Starbucks
A restless freak, I walk alone
Captive to my coffee jones
I dream of triple mochacci-nos
Or a vanilla frappacci-no
And some chocolate sprinkles atop my café au lait
I'm heading down to Starbucks
On every other block I saw
A hundred people out the door!
I see why Starbucks is the coffee king
They're waiting patiently while I'm freaking!!!
People trading stocks
With cell phones stuck on ear
No one here
Deserts the grounds of Starbucks!
"Fools," said I, "You do not know!
This coffee megamarket blows!
Hear my words about the unfair trade!
Juan Valdez is waiting to get paid!"
But my words
Like flecks of nutmeg fell
On the floor
And then Starbucks kicked me out
"We'll CALL THE COPS YOU F#@&ING LOUT!!!
We'll give you just one final asswarming!"
And all around me people were swarming!
And they all said "A portion of profits are given to the employees!!!"
I guess that
I was wrong on Starbucks.........
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