Song Parodies -> The Vegetable Song
| Original Song Title: | "See Me, Feel Me" |
| Original Performer: | The Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Vegetable Song" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
"You're A Vegetable" by Royce Miller inspired the vegetables to respond with a song of their own.
The Vegetable Song
Clean me
Feel me
Shuck me
Peel me
Ream me
Dice me
Chop me
Slice me
Sow me
Dig me
Pluck me
Pick me
Seedy
Meat-free
Love me
Eat me
Bursting with juice
We are the veggies
Crunchy and cute
We're not like meat
Better for you
And your digestion
We make your diet so complete
We remind you
Of your resilience
Stay firm
Despite the heat
Swallowed and chewed,
Mixed with saliva
We are excitement when you eat
Nourishing you
Vitamins, minerals
Surging through you
Carbos supreme
Energize you
Lighten your spirit
We give no nightmares, just good dreams
Fiber-filled too
Cellulose in us
For you
Feces we're softening
Polishing you
We find the polyps
Flush your intestines and your spleen.....
Clean me
Feel me
Shuck me
Peel me
Ream me
Dice me
Chop me
Slice me
Sow me
Dig me
Pluck me
Pick me
Seedy
Meat-free
Love me
Eat me
Clean me
Feel me
Shuck me
Peel me
Ream me
Dice me
Chop me
Slice me
Sow me
Dig me
Pluck me
Pick me
Seedy
Meat-free
Love me
Eat me
Bursting with juice
We are the veggies
Crunchy and cute
We're not like meat
Better for you
And your digestion
We make your diet so complete
We remind you
Of your resilience
Stay firm
Despite the heat
Swallowed and chewed,
Mixed with saliva
We are excitement when you eat
Nourishing you
Vitamins, minerals
Surging through you
Carbos supreme
Energize you
Lighten your spirit
We give no nightmares, just good dreams
Fiber-filled too
Cellulose in us
For you
Feces we're softening
Polishing you
We find the polyps
Flush your intestines and your spleen.....
Clean me
Feel me
Shuck me
Peel me
Ream me
Dice me
Chop me
Slice me
Sow me
Dig me
Pluck me
Pick me
Seedy
Meat-free
Love me
Eat me
©Bob Gomez 2003 Read me/Feel free/Vote please/No three's....
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Bob , It's a gem. I was wondering when some one woul'd take on "Tommy". Food parodys are the greatest!
"We find the polyps" -great stuff! :-D
YEAH! I love looking through older parodies - especially when I unearth a 555 carat gold nugget like this one!
Great job, but don't forget Brian Wilson's Vega-Tables from his SMiLE and Smiley Smile sets
Montezuma's Revenge had a song on one of their albums titled "The Vegetable Song." Written in the early seventies. Not a parody, but much cuter.
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