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Song Parodies -> "Boehner, What a Lonely Fart!"

Original Song Title:

"Owner of A Lonely Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Yes

Parody Song Title:

"Boehner, What a Lonely Fart!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

You say Boehner, and I say "boner."
Stepping down,
Mr. Spray Orange Tan,
Ineffective as the Speaker--

Weepy clown,
Pagliacci's at an end--
As a Muppet you'd be Beaker!

Beaten down
By your tea-bagger friends,
Cruz and crew,
They bucked you all the way--

Take, taken down
Your every move was jammed--
Time to blow your nose...

Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Much better than re-
Maining as a weak old fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!

J, you didn't dare chance it!
You've been challenged before--

Washington:
He's Reagan in disguise--
Now he's dancing with Pelosi!

You
Lose your House
Of Representatives,
A damn do-nothing legislature!

Freed yourself
At your press conference--
Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah, indeed!

Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Much better than a
Broker of a broken House!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!

Boehner, what a lonely fart!

(Boehner:)
"And then this Planned Parenthood sh-t confused me so!
My guys said f-k it, shut down the government!

In the end I had to go--
Without Democrats
I couldn't legislate at all, no, no!"

Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Untethered and a
Loner in a gold golf cart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!

Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!
Unfettered and a
Stoner in an old golf cart!
Boehner, what a lonely fart!

Boehner, what a lonely fart!

Two thousand sixteen in November,
We'll decide who's the leader--
Maybe the right it will ignite
After Obama departs?

Boehner, what a lonely fart!

Boehner, what a lonely fart!

Didn't pass many bills at all!
Didn't pass many bills at all!
Didn't pass many bills at all!
Had to leave it!

Boehner, what a lonely fart!
┬ęBob "Smells Like Obama" Gomez 2015

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Total Votes: 16

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Jonathan - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
seriously how did a parody about a "Boehner" get past the censors? 5's
Bob Gomez - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Beats me.
vAnn - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
oh yeah, that Beaker guy that can only make little squeaking beeping sounds
Confused - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Dare we even ask???

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