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Song Parodies -> "Michael, Whoa! You're Goin' To Court!"

Original Song Title:

"Michael, Row the Boat Ashore"

Original Performer:

The Highwaymen

Parody Song Title:

"Michael, Whoa! You're Goin' To Court!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Jackson's lawyer: "If these charges were true, Michael would be the first to be outraged." Huh?
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!
Hallelujah!
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!!
Hallelujah!

Michael's jones is preteen males
What's it to ya?
This can't help his record sales!
What's it to ya?

Michael's morals are under attack
What's it to ya?
Just imagine if he were black...
What's it to ya?

We've all heard these charges before
What's it to ya?
Change the channel, let's watch the war!
What's it to ya?

Paid three million to throw his bail
What's it to ya?
He moonwalked right outta jail!
What's it to ya?

Who knows if the charge will stick?
What's it to ya?
I'm sure curious about his d*@k...
What's it to ya?

Had his nose reshaped again
What's it to ya?
Looks like Barbie crossed with Ken--
What's it to ya?

Mike's got quite a menagerie
What's it to ya?
Cops have questioned the chimpanzee--
What's it to ya?

"Tell me, Bonzo, what did he do?
How'd he screw ya?"
"It all started at the petting zoo...
What's it to ya?"

Soon as he gets to prison, folks
What's it to ya?
He'll be the butt of prison jokes
What's it to ya?

Child molesters are not well-liked
What's it to ya?
In the pen they'll rock the Mike
What's it to ya?

He recorded "We Are the World"
What's it to ya?
Now that song makes me wanna hurl
What's it to ya?

Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!
Hallelujah!
Michael, Whoa! You're goin' to court!!
Hallelujah!
ęBob Gomez 2003 And you thought I could leave this one alone.

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Guy - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob - Great as usual. Loved this line: -> Looks like Barbie crossed with Ken--. MJ sure is providing a lot of cannon fodder for us writers.
Bubbles - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook. Ook.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Ditto x 5.
Bob Gomez - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I should have written, "This can't help but trim the sales." Oh, well. d;:^)
Adagio - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good! 5's
Syncronos - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Ooooooh...let me clarify...if he were black, the police wouldv'e chased him down like they did OJ
Billy Florio - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
The monkeys name is Bubbles, not Bonzo
Michael Pacholek - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
What did I do? Oh, Jackson! Whew! Thought I was in trouble! And Billy's right: In "Captain Jacko" I wrote, "They just found old Bubbles in the swimming pool." Bonzo belonged to that other guy with a ranch outside Santa Barbara who thought he could get away with anything. Sadly, he did.
Johnny D - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, Bob.
Bob Gomez - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, Michael, I think the one's guy is actually Nancy Reagan. d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob, are you sure it's not Grover Norquist?
Claude Prez - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
"He moonwalked right outta jail!" Heh heh; lots of great lines but that was my fave

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