Song Parodies -> I Believe I Can Walk
| Original Song Title: | "I Believe I Can Fly" |
| Original Performer: | R. Kelly |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Believe I Can Walk" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
A response to Michael Florio's "I Believe I Will Fry."
I Believe I Can Walk (R. Kelly Song #2)
They handcuffed me and hauled me off to jail
I dropped a little chump change for my bail
I talked to Johnny Cochran yesterday
He told me he would form a crack team right away
I won't concede sh*t, say I di'n't do it
Then they might believe it, ain't nothin' to it
If they believe it, then I can beat it
If I just delete it, and they can't prove sh*t
I believe I can walk
I could teach some moves to Marshall Faulk
I think about it every night and day
Beat the rap just like my man, O.J.
My CD's in the stores
The profit's flowin' through those Oakland doors
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
See I was on the top of VH1
Makin' videos, knockin' buns
But I forgot that they were filmin' me
While havin' sex with little Miss Fourteen
I believe I can walk
Pay my stupid homies not to talk
I think about it every night and day
Limousine's gon' drive away
I believe I can skate
I'll get acquitted just like Robert Blake
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
'Cause I believe in green
I won't concede sh*t, say I di'n't do it
Then they might believe it, ain't nothin' to it
I believe I can walk
I don't care if you're Peter Faulk
I think about it every night and day
Beat the rap just like my man, O.J.
New CD's in the stores
The profit's flowin' through those Oakland doors
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
If I just hide my blings
I'll scoot by
Walk, not fry, walk, not fry,
If I just hide my blings
Ain't gon' fry, woo
Check it out
Hmm...my my my
They handcuffed me and hauled me off to jail
I dropped a little chump change for my bail
I talked to Johnny Cochran yesterday
He told me he would form a crack team right away
I won't concede sh*t, say I di'n't do it
Then they might believe it, ain't nothin' to it
If they believe it, then I can beat it
If I just delete it, and they can't prove sh*t
I believe I can walk
I could teach some moves to Marshall Faulk
I think about it every night and day
Beat the rap just like my man, O.J.
My CD's in the stores
The profit's flowin' through those Oakland doors
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
See I was on the top of VH1
Makin' videos, knockin' buns
But I forgot that they were filmin' me
While havin' sex with little Miss Fourteen
I believe I can walk
Pay my stupid homies not to talk
I think about it every night and day
Limousine's gon' drive away
I believe I can skate
I'll get acquitted just like Robert Blake
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
'Cause I believe in green
I won't concede sh*t, say I di'n't do it
Then they might believe it, ain't nothin' to it
I believe I can walk
I don't care if you're Peter Faulk
I think about it every night and day
Beat the rap just like my man, O.J.
New CD's in the stores
The profit's flowin' through those Oakland doors
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
I believe I can walk
If I just hide my blings
I'll scoot by
Walk, not fry, walk, not fry,
If I just hide my blings
Ain't gon' fry, woo
Check it out
Hmm...my my my
©Bob Gomez 2003
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Four and a half Chalupas. I hope he dosen't walk. If you do the crime, be a man and do the time.
This parady is lame. I can't believe you liked it Wild Man!!!!!! :( I think you need to get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Meet me later!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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