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Song Parodies -> "What I Like About Jews!"

Original Song Title:

"What I Like About You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Romantics

Parody Song Title:

"What I Like About Jews!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I get the distinct feeling I may have some atoning to do very soon.
What I Like About Jews!

Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!

What I like about Jews?
They're super-smart!
But they're never acting
Holier than thou art!

Fundamentalist or Reform
Test scores will surpass the national norm
Well, it's true!
That's what I like about Jews!

What I like about Jews?
They really know how to cook!
When they make latkes, matzoh balls,
Rugele's off the hook!

Always offering stuff to eat,
Wash it down with a nice glass tea
Or some juice!
That's what I like about Jews!

Wow!

Hey!

What I like about Jews?
The girls are oh so loud!
Always wanna grab that
Spotlight in a crowd!

Yeah,
Showing off their humongous chests!
Then they ace that Calculus test,
They cut loose!
That's what I like about Jews!

What I like about Jews?
They're show biz stars!
Woody Allen, Jack Benny, Groucho and the brothers Marx!

Bette Midler and Jerry Lewis,
He's a Jew and she's a Jewish
Chanteuse!
That's what I like about Jews!

Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!

What I like about Jews?
Their rabbis rock!
Chassidim, Sephardim, Russian or Orthodox!

Those Israelis and Diasporics
They got a faith that's way historic
Who knew?
That's what I like about Jews!

What I like about Jews?
They believe in peace!
Withdraw settlements, calm down the Middle East!

Don't you call me anti-Semitic
Just because I'm a Sharon critic!
You, too?
That's what I like about Jews!

Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
ęBob Gomez 2003 How about a song about Episcopalians? No? Tough crowd.

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Billy Florio - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob, Hillarious! I was goning to write to this song "What I hate about Jews (The Adolf Hitler song)", but I think Im gonna refrian from that...lol.......You mention Russian Jews, for this Ill quote Woody Allen in "Love and death": Boris (Woody ALlen): Whats a jew Priest: Here I have some sketches (hands him sketches) Boris: Do they all have horns like that? Priest: No, thats the Russian Jew, here's a German Jew, they have stripes Yeah, the joke is wrong, but since Woody is a jew its funny
Michael Pacholek - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Oy vey iz mir... You ought to be sentenced to 40 days and 40 nights of reading nothing but "Sk8erBoi" parodies. What a schmuck! (Once again, ladies and joims, please note the difference between satire and genuine anger. I'm not gonna sic the ADL on Bob.)
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Religion Parody
lizze - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH i LOVE this song
chuck noris fan .no74 - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
can u plz write one to the lyrics of ... what i hate about jews .coz i'm just sick of them

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