Guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.

Remember the headlights and great racks
On all those videos, like "Busty Girls On Crack."
How early in the morn' at N'Orleans Mardi Gras:
"Wanna see some beads? I'll throw these! You gotta lose the bra."

Guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.

What inspires like monster teats?
Starin' at humongous pumpkins, damn, that's sweet.
It's funny how we need to touch what cannot fit in our hands;
We are squeezing it tight, but it just expands.

Us guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.

I know it's great to rub boobs, but which one should I choose?
Clinging to the left one makes the right one blue.
Bras serve as a harness; keep 'em at chest height.
When they reveal the things they have, whoa, they give delight.

And guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.

And guys will remember boobs,
Li'l boobs and tender D's.
But when those jugs pass you by,
Weep not for the mammaries.
Weep not for the mammaries.