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Song Parodies -> "Loading Time"

Original Song Title:

"Closing Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Semisonic

Parody Song Title:

"Loading Time"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Basically a "B" side to Claude Prez's "Feel Like Shakin' Rugs" from a while back.
Loading time:
Time to scrape the gunk off while atte-empting not to hurl.
Loading time:
Squirt the blue detergent glop into both receptacles.

Loading time:
One last call to clear your dishes, don't freaking leave them there.
Loading time:
How much does it cost to walk ten steps,
I
swear.

I know you don't want to bake me scones.
I know you don't want to bake me scones.
I know you don't want to bake me scones.
Bake me scones.

Loading time:
Time to put the dishes in the places where they belong.
Loading time:
That is made of melamine so bottom rack is dumb and wrong.
The top rack gets the rubbers, and grab those burner covers,
And check that there's RinseAid left.
Loading time:
Take out both your earbuds, turn the volume down, or are you deaf?

Yeah, I know you don't want to bake me scones.
I know you don't want to bake me scones.
I know you don't want to bake me scones.
Bake me scones.

Loading time:
Time to cut the crap and scrape the plates with their filthy crumbs.

I know you don't want to bake me scones.
I know you don't want to bake me scones.
I know you don't want to bake me scones.
Bake me scones.

Loading time:
Take out both your earbuds, turn the volume down, or are you deaf?
©Bob "I Know Giannis Antetokounmpo" Gómez 2018

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Jonathan S. - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
"Time to cut the crap and scrape the plates with their filthy crumbs."...Yeah, having worked at a gastropub with this as my occupation, I don't really need a reminder. Nevertheless, a great title switch with great execution. 555
Claude Prez - July 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Hey hey! If it isn’t Bob Gomez! Not active much at the moment but always great to see your high quality stuff here - especially loved the “bake me scones” sub. Also, don’t know if you’re aware, but they’ve been having reunions around here at the end of each month. I haven’t been participating lately but the ones I did were lots of fun, you should check it out
Bob Gomez - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Reunions? Whaaa...? How come I didn't see this on WikiLeaks? I need to talk to Roger Stone about this one.
Peter Andersson - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
Welcome back Mr Gomez, may I push for both the current Reunion AND the current One Week Notice if you're feeling the itch again:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=58269.0

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=58353.0
Bob Gomez - July 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Peter, it's great to be back in the One-derful World of Ones again.

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