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Song Parodies -> "When You Walk Through Our Store"
Original Song Title:
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
Original Performer:
Rodgers & Hammerstein
Parody Song Title:
"When You Walk Through Our Store"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
I go to a lot of hardware stores. Sometimes it doesn't go so well.
When you walk through our store,
Don't get fed up, guy,
And don't be afraid of the dogs.
As you enter our store
There's one long, thin line,
Self-check screens have been down since mid-Aug.
Shop on through the tints!
Slog on through the stains!
Employees seem cross and hosed;
Shop on! Shop on,
With notes in your cart,
Swear you'll never shop at Lowe's!
You'll never shop at Lowe's!
Shop on! Shop on,
With notes in your cart,
Swear you'll never shop at Lowe's!
You'll never shop at Lowe's!
Don't get fed up, guy,
And don't be afraid of the dogs.
As you enter our store
There's one long, thin line,
Self-check screens have been down since mid-Aug.
Shop on through the tints!
Slog on through the stains!
Employees seem cross and hosed;
Shop on! Shop on,
With notes in your cart,
Swear you'll never shop at Lowe's!
You'll never shop at Lowe's!
Shop on! Shop on,
With notes in your cart,
Swear you'll never shop at Lowe's!
You'll never shop at Lowe's!
©Bob "I Billed Her" Gomez 2019
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The last time I went to Lowes was to look at flooring and all they had were different shades of brown. Good rhyming.
Thanks, 2E, the last time I was in Home Depot for paint, the kid in charge of that section couldn't have been over 20, probably never painted anything since kindergarten with both hands.
This should Kop lots of 5s.
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