Plug In Your Nose

Plug in yer nose, but you better not pick it
Totally gross when it's on yer mind
Cain't always blow, but I saw you flick it
Lose yer plug, but the handkerchief's mine

Don't wanna hear that horrible sneeze
Lookit what ends up on yer sleeve
Oh my lord, go change yer sweater and
Change yer vest right now
Change yer vest right now

I once had sinusitis too
See yer mis'rable, cain't blame you
Find a doctor and pay yer money
Clean up yer act, 'cause you know it's snot funny

Plug in yer nose, but you better not pick it
Totally gross when it's on yer mind
Cain't always blow, but I saw you flick it
Lose yer plug, but the handkerchief's mine

Thumb in yer nose, but you better not lick it's
Totally gross, even stupefyin'
Allergies blow, but it's better than rickets
Lose yer plug, but the handkerchief's mine
Use yer glove, 'cause this handkerchief's mine

Don't wanna pay that specialist's fee
For otolaryngology
Call in sick, drinks lots of fluids and
Take some rest right now
Take some rest right now

Plug in yer nose, but you better not pick it
Totally gross when it's on yer mind
Cain't always blow, but I saw you flick it
Lose yer plug, but the handkerchief's mine

Thumb in yer nose, but you better not lick it's
Totally gross, even stupefyin'
Allergies blow, but it's better than rickets
Lose yer plug, but the handkerchief's mine
Use yer glove, 'cause this handkerchief's mine