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Song Parodies -> "Jolly Parody (For Merry and Pippin)"

Original Song Title:

"Jolly Holiday"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews/Dick Van Dyke

Parody Song Title:

"Jolly Parody (For Merry and Pippin)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Don't worry, Wild Man. I'm working on a song for you, too.
Jolly Parody (For Merry and Pippin)


Ain't it a Florious day?
Right as a Malcolmish lay?
I feel like I could write.....
'Ave you ever seen
A site so clean?
You're on AmiRight!

Oh, here's a jolly parody for Merry
Merry may be male...or not...
When the one's guy votes
And thinks he's scary
Merry makes your song seem hot!

Oh, averages are climbin' all around her/him
Conservatives are smilin' at the left
You write the perfect pun,
And Mer says, "Hon,
I'll offset all the snots who vote all one's!"

So here's a jolly parody for Merry
It's Merry and it's Pippin whom we love!

Now then, let's be nice
We'll start with Vanilla Ice
Perhaps that band called Free

Send in rotten swill
Your song might kill
They're complimentary

Oh, sappiness is bloomin' all around them
Grosvenor's a peach, no shit
Malcolm Higgins tried so hard to pound them
Now he's writing Miller's hits!

To have them on this site's to our advantage
They're tossing fives like condoms to a john!
A writer needn't fear
When they are near
(Are they in jockey shorts or in brassieres?.....)

So here's a jolly parody for Merry
It's Merry and it's Pippin whom we love!

Florios Bill and Mike
--And neither of them dykes--
They send their fives to me

Claude Prez always kills
And Alexander thrills
There's yuks aplenty

But here's a vote for Pippin and for Merry
They're the non-specific-gender pair
I'll not accuse them both
Of being fairies
And if they were gay, who cares?

So let's give homophobia a rest now
Bashing gays and lesbians alike
Let's live and let 'em live
Forget, forgive
I find this lack of tol'rance o-pres-sive
Yes, here's a jolly parody for Merry
It's Merry and it's Pippin whom we love!
What rhymes with "Pacholek"?

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Total Votes: 4

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Wild Man - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Bring it on, Bobby! Can't wait to read It.
Meriadoc - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I haven't been around for a few days - it's been a bad week, but thanks for giving me a giggle!
Claude Prez - June 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Ya wanna buy a Rolex/ It used to be Pacholek's......Sorry; best I can do. Thanks for the mention, this was indeed "Florious" (my favorite part; I sincerely never get tired of the "Florio" jokes. I think as far as funny words go, it's right up there with "weasel" and "spackle")
Bob Gomez - June 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Claude. I was going to go with "toe lick", but I like yours better. d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't vote on this parody, abstaining because I so despise the film "Mary Poppins." "Toe lick," Bob? As far as I know, no one I know has that fetish, certainly not me. Claude, I've never had enough money to buy a Rolex, so if someone sold you one claiming it was mine, you probably got a knockoff and thus a ripoff. You could have taken a page from Freehold Bruce and rhymed "Lord have mercy" with "Mike from Jersey." It's not easy to rhyme Polish names, unless you accent the "ski" syllable. And if you do that, I just might have to go "nucular" on you.
Claude Prez - June 13, 2003 - Report this comment
You see that, Bob? That weasel Pacholek spackled your Florio.
Bob Gomez - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Then he licked my toe.
Anonymous - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cute. Concidering that I adore Merry and Pippin, I like this one a lot. I just think that they're a cute pair!
Peregrin - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob, I am only 9 months late finding this! Sorry! I had a good laugh though.....now I am intrigued as to who "Anonymous" is ! 5's !

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