-> "Aloha, Boys!"
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Here we stand upon the shores of old Hawaii,
Brightly decked out in our flowered shirts and leis;
Joining hands and sharing vows of deep commitment--
Thank you for your acceptance of gays!
Book your flights and your hotels before they're sold out!
You'll love this place!
We'll fill each beach with men!
Lesbos, trannies, bi's and twinks and bears, now equals
With our straight and homo closet-dwelling friends--
Without fear we can invite you to our nuptials,
Bring your thongs, leather chaps, open ends!
See you down at Waikiki for sunset weddings!
Our buns embrace!
That's so hot, yow!
We'll chill with Steve and Ken!
We'll have drag queen nuns for flower girls resplendent--
Then an entourage of motorcycle guys
Showing lots of muscle in tuxedo jackets,
See-through briefs, six-inch pumps, shaven thighs!
Let's go, hot boys!
As we gather all around Iolani Palace!
Butts strong in lace!
Hold still, beat meat again!
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