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Song Parodies -> "Pope Is in the Boys' Room"

Original Song Title:

"Smokin' in the Boys' Room"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brownsville Station

Parody Song Title:

"Pope Is in the Boys' Room"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Do ya ever seem to have one of those days when the Pope retires and decides to visit every Catholic boys' school in the world? Well I used to have those about all the time. But I found no way to get out of it... Let me tell ya 'bout ...
Sittin' in the front pew, prayin' with the pack;
Fiddlin' with the rosary in my knapsack.
Right after mass, my regular rule:
Fig bars gonna make me go number 2.

Pope is in the boys' room;
Pope is in the boys' room.
Teacher, please conceal me,
'Cuz it's the truth:
Everybody knows the
Pope is into Catholic youth.

Ratzinger retired, all the cardinals were shocked.
Said he's feelin' tired--nah, it sounds like it's a crock.
He showed up here at St. Paul's;
I'll do anything to stay away from his stall.

Pope is in the boys' room;
Pope is in the boys' room.
Teacher, check the hallways
And vestibules;
Everybody knows the
Pope is on the prowl at school.

Well, he shook my hand, made me kiss his ring;
Checked out the choir, and heard us sing;
He heard confession, looked me up and down,
Two hours later you know where he was found:

Pope was in the boys' room.
I tell you that the
Pope was in the boys' room.
No, no, no,
Teacher, don't you make me
Fondle his robe--
Everybody knows his
Junk is eighty-five years old.

Hmmm...everybody:

Pope is in the boys' room.
Pope is in the boys' room.
I swear to you the
Pope is in the boys' room.
Pope is in the boys' room.
Teacher, reinforce the
Cardinal rule:
Everybody knows that
Porkin' ain't allowed at school.

One more...

Pope is in the boys' room.
Pope is in the boys' room.
Ow,
Teacher, don't you drag me
Out by the ear;
Everybody knows that
Popey wants to ride my rear.
©Bob Gómez 2013

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Old Man Ribber - February 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Bob - Be careful in the restroom. That punk kid Luther nailed something to the door again! ;D
Bob Gomez - February 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks for the warning, Ribs. My pastor promises me he's got my back.
TJC - February 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Great use of the OS — now you've really got the ex-Pope-on-the-'Lex'-ropes!
*Smmmokin'!*
Adam60z - March 03, 2013 - Report this comment
In bad taste of course, but I couldn't help laugh at the line " his junk is 85 years old" '-p

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