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Song Parodies -> "Claude Is The Funniest"

Original Song Title:

"One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Claude Is The Funniest"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Warning: The following parody contains references to an author on this
website, his oeuvre, his degree of funniness, and his Muppet
roommate. If you are made at all uncomfortable by the thought that
somebody, even you, might read this parody and feel excluded, please
stop reading now. However, if you are of sound mind and are curious
about one of the greatest authors on this website, by all means
proceed. (This disclaimer is for educational purposes only and should
not be construed as a solicitation of funds).
Claude is the zaniest author
You could ever know--
Few
Could be as rad as Claude
His conceptual parodies are never flaw-
Awed

Gro-ver's the furriest roomie
Prez has ever known--
Yes, he's the furriest roomie
And his fur has grown

And Claude's still the funniest author
Check his averages--
Claude is the loopiest author
Aren't yours worse than his?

That song about missin' mass
Was his awesomest--
So I'll take my time,
Create this rhyme
4 Claude 4 Prez......

CLAUDE is the nuttiest
CLAUDE is the kookiest
CLAUDE 4 PREZ is the funniest parodist
He's ever-new!

CLAUDE is the craziest
CLAUDE is the wackiest
I say CLAUDE is the funniest parodist,
A clever dude!

When he gets into religion
You can sure expect
He'll make loads of sense
Your Reverence,
I genuflect!

CLAUDE 4
PREZ is intelligent
CLAUDE 4
PREZ, also relevant
CLAUDE 4
PREZ is the wickedest parodist
He's ever-new!

His acronym's a reductionism
Piece of cake:

C4
P is the wittiest
C4
P's not the sh*ttiest
C4P is the most entertaining author:
Clever dude!

It's like a roomful of monkeys
Here on AmiRight
I shall vote no one's
And wish him tons
Of four's and five's......

Claude's intellectual
Claude's Internexual
Claude 4 Prez is the funniest parodist
He's ever-new!

I say, CLAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAUDE...........

ęBob Gomez 2004 You had to see this one coming, dude.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jack Wilson - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Great GREAT job! 555!
MrMacphisto - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
*hums tune* 5 is the funniest number that I gave this song
Melhi - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
A song about a brilliant author by a brilliant author... gotta love it. :)
Rick D - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
And few could be as Claude as RAD......heh heh.
Paul Robinson - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob - clever & funny.
Outsider - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm uncomfortable with this parody. I feel excluded. I don't get it. Who is Grover?
Meriadoc - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody about an excellent parodist!
Claude Prez - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
WOW. Thanks Bob. You're not the sh*ttiest either. hmmmm....

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