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Song Parodies -> "Butcher Nice Songs"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Lights On"

Original Performer:

Santana/Everlast

Parody Song Title:

"Butcher Nice Songs"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Everlast needs more fiber in his diet.
Butcher Nice Songs

Hey now
Lousy drivers
Put your lights on
Put your lights on

Hey now
All you joggers
Pull your tights on
Pull your tights on

Hey now
All you farters
Where's your Lysol?
Where's your Lysol?

Hey now
AmiRighters
Butcher nice songs
Butcher nice songs

'Cause there's a punster
Up inside o' my head
A silliness in my beer

And there's a laptop
Sittin' close to my bed
It say I got reason to jeer

It's a sickness
Learned in high school:
Experimentin' with words

This AmiRight site
It's totally cool
Gotta get reviewed by nerds
Viewed by nerds

(Guitar solo)

Hey now
Sushi lovers
Put your rice on
Put your rice on

Hey now
All you Catholics
Put your Christs on
Put your Christs on

Hey now
Couch potatoes
Look, the fight's on
Look, the fight's on

Hey now
AmiRighters
Butcher nice songs
Butcher nice songs

'Cause there's a punster
Up inside o' my head
A silliness in my beer

And there's a laptop
Sittin' close to my bed
It say I got reason to jeer

It's a sickness
Learned in high school:
Experimentin' with words

This AmiRight site
It's totally cool
Gotta get reviewed by nerds
Viewed by nerds
ęBob Gomez And so do I.

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Royce Miller - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob, my favorite line in this was "gotta be reviewed by nerds"-
Wild Man - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
It takes creativity to butcher, a real nice song!

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