Song Parodies -> Weekend Workin' Out
| Original Song Title: | "We Can Work It Out" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Weekend Workin' Out" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
Weekend Workin' Out
This Buns of Steel craze
Is driving hordes of heavy people to the spa!
About once in ten days
They haul on leotards and leopard-print sports bras!
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
Think of what you're wearing!
Don't you know it's wrong to dress like that? You're overweight!
Look at what I'm wearing!
Look at how my muscles flex and bulge!
Don't they look great?
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
Tights and scary shorts
I critici-i-i-i-ize
'Cause such things are frightening, my friend
I have always sought
Much thinner thi-i-i-i-ighs
So I will ask you not to bend
Every other Friday
Busy workin' off that extra fat and alcohol!
Those pork and pie days
Lead directly to elevated bad cholesterol!
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
Working out is in
But it's a cri-i-i-i-ime
Yor butt flings unsightly, my friend!
I am buff and thin
And it's a si-i-i-i-ign
That my ephedrine's kickin' in!
Let's all make a deal,
If you're really fat, it's not your fault, but please stay home!
Come on, get real!
You'll go into cardiac arrest while doing Qi Gong!
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
Jiggle butts are splaying!
Just because you paid your dues you think that it's all right!
Think of what you're weighing!
When I close my eyes all I can see is cellulite!
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
This Buns of Steel craze
Is driving hordes of heavy people to the spa!
About once in ten days
They haul on leotards and leopard-print sports bras!
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
Think of what you're wearing!
Don't you know it's wrong to dress like that? You're overweight!
Look at what I'm wearing!
Look at how my muscles flex and bulge!
Don't they look great?
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
Tights and scary shorts
I critici-i-i-i-ize
'Cause such things are frightening, my friend
I have always sought
Much thinner thi-i-i-i-ighs
So I will ask you not to bend
Every other Friday
Busy workin' off that extra fat and alcohol!
Those pork and pie days
Lead directly to elevated bad cholesterol!
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
Working out is in
But it's a cri-i-i-i-ime
Yor butt flings unsightly, my friend!
I am buff and thin
And it's a si-i-i-i-ign
That my ephedrine's kickin' in!
Let's all make a deal,
If you're really fat, it's not your fault, but please stay home!
Come on, get real!
You'll go into cardiac arrest while doing Qi Gong!
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
Jiggle butts are splaying!
Just because you paid your dues you think that it's all right!
Think of what you're weighing!
When I close my eyes all I can see is cellulite!
Weekend workin' out! Weekend workin' out!
©Bob Gomez 2003
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Bob, your close-matched rhyming (especially on the bridges) is nothing short of ingenius. By the time I got to "Tights and scary shorts" for "Life is very short" I knew I was in for a treat. 5's all around - this is amazing!!!
oH! I am SO offended!! What do you think Us heavy people are doing at the gym? So we can get RID of that cellulite!!! And I LIKE my leopard print sports bra!!! (no, seriously, great - and 'weekend workin' out' is brilliant)
Read it again. Still funnier than mine.
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