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Song Parodies -> "Lately I Love Feng Shui"

Original Song Title:

"Baby I Love Your Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter Frampton

Parody Song Title:

"Lately I Love Feng Shui"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

"Feng" rhymes with "dung" and "Shui" rhymes with "gay."
Angles of my couch
Don't feel quite right.
Think I'll move it
Across the room.

Suddenly the space is
Filled with light.
And that vase
Now looks shitty.

Don't
Mess with fate.
It could suck,
Your whole day.

Ooh, lately I love feng shui
Every day.
Gotta tell you, I love feng shui
Every day.
Want to be in enlightened space.

Got a mirror to hang,
Reflect sunlight,
With the help
Of a life coach.

Wonder how she knows
Just where to hang that thing?
Intuition?
Zodiac signs?

Your
Mental state
Does come from
Your place.

Ooh, lately I love feng shui
Every day.
Gotta tell you, I love feng shui, oh,
Want to be in a nice metier.

I won't
Hesitate
To throw out
That Ming vase.

I can see my bathroom
From my yard.
Lysol spray,
Loo besides.

Crowds are walking by, men,
Pickled drunks,
Pissing on my lawn
In all seasons.

"Don't
Defecate
'Cuz your dumps
Frustrate."

"Whoa, lady! That's my feng shui
Alleyway!
Blow job's messing up my feng shui
Alleyway!
Could you keep it to twice a day?"
"Yeah."
┬ęBob "Why Won't You Show Me Feng Shui" Gomez 2016

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