Song Parodies -> An AmiRight Christmas

Original Song Title:

"Happy Christmas/War Is Over"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

  
Parody Song Title:

"An AmiRight Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

I know it's early, but so are all the catalogs. I figured I'd better get this in
before somebody has the exact same idea.
An AmiRight Christmas
For Higgins and Tong
If I start name-dropping
This'll get f#@!ing long!

Ho, Ho, Sappy Christmas!
I hope you have puns!
The straight and the queer ones
The smart and the dumb!

A thigh-slapping Christmas!
And a Sappy New Year!
Let's submit some good ones
To cause jeers for peers!

An AmiRight Christmas
There's snow on the green
At the awesomest website
The world has ever seen!

A Chappy Chappy Chanukah--
And a Kool Kwanzaa too--
For lefties and righties,
Palestinians and Jews!

A scary, scary Christmas
And a crappy New Year
For all the war's fallen
Our thoughts and our tears : (

War's not over,
Guess who bought it?
War's not over
Now--

An AmiRight Christmas,
Songs weak and songs strong--
For oldies and newbies
And a one's guy sucking d#@g!

So Merry and Pippin
Let's ROFL
By wireless and cable
Dial-up and DSL!

A Par-o-dy Christmas
And a laughing New Year!
This song was a good one
(And no, I'm not queer....)

Song is over,
Now you rate it!
Song is over
Now!
©Bob Gomez 2003 Fabric Cling Prevention: Static. M&M's: neminem.
Bread and Crackers: Jeff Baker. Magic Act: The Great Karlando.
Breakdancing: Smurf and Mr.Horse.
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Adam Zen B. - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great one Bob.
Melhi - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Bob.
Diva - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Very nice, you have a great holiday yourself!
Bob Gomez - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Diva. Happy holidays and give my best to the Wild One and kids. d;:^)
Billy Florio - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job
Wild Man - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas Bobby G. Hope you'll be around to read my Christmas greetings.
Meriadoc - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the mention Bob! Are we all invited to your Christmas party? Malcolm'll bring the Oreos, Claude'll get the walnuts... :-D
Adagio - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, Bob!
Bob Gomez - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, you're all invited to my Christmas party. This is it, actually. ChuckyG is hosting. Cheers for jeers! d;:^)
Leah Lockhart - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, I have a feeling I'll stuck at my parents' house writing parodies and waiting for the guests to arrive! Nice job. BTW, can someone explain to the newbie what ROFL is?
Diva - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Roll on the floor laughing
and LOL is Laugh out loud
ROFL "MAO" is My As* off
Leah Lockhart - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Diva! And thanks to everyone who gave me a ROFL or a ROFLMAO!
I wish I was Bob Geldof - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Boooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnng!

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