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Song Parodies -> "Malcolm Higgins' Girls"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Malcolm Higgins' Girls"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

With all due respect....This is the best guessing game I've seen in a long time! Don't give up yet!
Malcolm Higgins' Girls

That Merry and that Pip, I really
Dig those songs they write
They've got a Flatworm Trilogy that really rocks
They sure know how to get my fives

But Malcolm's getting older, now, ad-
mits he's bald and fat
And he appears to have a slight problem with booze
Like some retired aristocrat

I wish they both could be Malcolm Higgins' girls
I wish they both could be Malcolm Higgins' girls

Well Malcolm's crankin' out those songs, at
Least five, six a day
I know he's out to be the king of AmiRight
Put William Tong in second place

But that might take a few more years, and
So before he dies
It might be nice to see him get a big fat slice
Of that A-Merry-can Pippin Pie

I wish they both could be Malcolm Higgins' girls
I wish they both could be Malcolm Higgins' girls

There's been some controversy about
Merry and Pippin's sex
They use a pair of names from that Lord of the Rings
You know the bomb-ass Tolkien text

I know those guys are Hobbits but they
Act intensely fey
I don't think that Malcolm would be too displeased
If they both turned out to be gay

I wish they both could be Malcolm Higgins' girls
I wish they both could be Malcolm Higgins' girls

Girls, girls, girls, yeah, Higgins'
Girls, girls, girls, yeah, Higgins'
Girls, girls, girls, yeah, Higgins'
Girls, girls, girls, yeah, Higgins'
I loooooove this website!!!!

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Meriadoc - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
You get my 'pick of the week' Bob! This is hilarious! :-D
Royce Miller - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob, another good job
Claude Prez - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Bob! (A-Merry-can Pippin pie--good one!)
Peregrin - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
5's for Bob!
John Jenkins - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Good line about "A-Merry-can Pippin Pie" and good ending.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody about the Merry & Pippin/Malcolm Higgins Controversy
m.silverwood - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
...psychopaths.
malcolm higgins - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
even though I'm on strike, I had to comment 5-5-5 great work and it's even about me... wow

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