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Song Parodies -> "I Wed My Spouse In San Francisco"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart In San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Wed My Spouse In San Francisco"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Mac195 beat me to the punch again. I hope you enjoy this version, Mac.
The loveliness of Paris
Seems somehow sadly gay---
I've been through parts of Rome
That were so extremely gay--
Though I've shopped a bit on Melrose.....
And club-hopped in Greenwich Village.....
I'm more at home
Where there's civil rights for gays......

I wed my spouse
In San Francisco
At City Hall
One day last week;

We rode that little cable car
Right past our favorite bar
And pledged our troth
On TV--

We paid our fee
To San Francisco
We're Gavin New-
Som's history--

Married and free
We two,
San Francisco;
Our golden buns
We'll shine for thee!
ęBob MetroHet'roRetrosexual Gomez 2004

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Bob! Don't know if you know any of the Red Hot Chili Pepper's songs. I did a similarly themed parody called "By The Way, Gay's OK" a couple days ago. 'Course the "Peppers" are a bit more raucus than Tony Bennett.
Adagio - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job.
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
a worthy anthem
Johnny D - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
The City By The Bay, hey hey hey! 5's
David Chrenko - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Bob. I'm sure this will top Mayor "Any Two-some" Newsom's hit parade.
Polly - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Gays and lesbians unite!!!! Really good!!!! 5x5x5
Rick D - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
As usual, you have your uh, finger on the uh, pulse. You want to try again for Friday,or Sunday?
mac - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad, Bob. The part about the golden buns was pretty funny.
Guy - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, this was really gay.
John Jenkins - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, but I had to deduct for rhyming "gay" with "gay" and "gays." 5-4-4
Bob Gomez - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That makes it funnier for me. Thanks anyway for all the supportive comments. d;:^)
Diddims - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm so moved! I could just cry! That was BEAUTIFUL!!! (*sniff*) I'm so lively and gay (*nudge, nudge*, *wink, wink*!) right now!

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