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Song Parodies -> "The Shithole of Your Mind"

Original Song Title:

"Windmills of Your Mind"

Original Performer:

Noel Harrison

Parody Song Title:

"The Shithole of Your Mind"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

A Michel Legrand, que en paz descanse.

Like a destitute Honduran
Who escaped MS-13,
Crawling starving through the desert
Where the sand is her latrine--
An interpreter from Syria
Who assisted special troops,
Or a refugee who's fleeing
From the rifle or the noose--
Like a landless Nicaraguan,
Or Somali without name,
Or a Libyan who's drowning
Off the coast of southern Spain--
Like the immigrants you find
In the shithole of your mind...

Dig a tunnel, climb a mountain,
Cross a swiftly moving stream,
Overstay your second visa,
Forge another fake ID,
Get a job installing sprinklers
In a poison-showered field,
Drive an eighteen wheeler screaming
Smuggling silent victims sealed,
Pay coyotes fifteen thousand,
Say your ultimate goodbyes--
Your asylum is rejected
As your newborn baby cries--
Like the immigrants you find
In the shithole of your mind...

As the Congress starts debating,
You express your secret doubts
That the billions you demanded
They will never work it out!
Agents walk along the border
As another shutdown looms--
Toddlers cry out for their parents
In a nightmare-crowded room--
As the politicians waver,
As the Dreamers hope and wait,
And the immigration judges
Shuffle thousands through their fate--
Do you realize your family
Would have vanished over there
If a statue in a harbor
Hadn't raised her torch in air?

Like a payment to a pornstar,
Like a third or fourth divorce,
An economy depending
On an underpaid workforce,
Someone's running out of time...
Like the immigrants you find...
In the shithole of your mind...

©Bob Gomez 2019

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Anastasia Vashukevich - February 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Another day, another hoax. Ha ha! You Trump-haters are more gullible than 9/11 troofers, and THAT is quite an achievement!
Bob Gomez - February 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks, Anastasia, for your comment and the 26 ones. You inspire me to keep writing! Isn't "Vashukevich" Russian for "what a stupid b!#€h"?
Blindsider - February 04, 2019 - Report this comment
"Anastasia Vashukevich" means "Russian call-girl who saved her skin by tricking you Trump-hating morons into springing her from prison by telling you what you wanted to hear, and then promptly informed you how easily she'd suckered you the moment her life and liberty were secure."
Bob Gomez - February 04, 2019 - Report this comment
Next one's for you.

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