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Song Parodies -> "I'll Have To Reelect You In A Song"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Have To Reelect You In A Song"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Sometimes a liberal's gotta do what a liberal's gotta do.
Well, I know it's kinda late--
I didn't mean to scare ya.
I bribed the guards a hundred G's--
I thought you'd understand.

Constitution's pretty clear, but
The founders got it wrong--
So I'll have to reelect you in a song.

Well, I hacked the NSA
Just to get my clearance--
And Michelle said, "Be quick, okay?
And don't tell Hill or Bill!"

Sasha and Malia helped me,
I bought them each iPhones--
So that I could reelect you in a song.

(Sensitive guitar interlude)

All my right wing pro-life friends
Say my candidates suck dong,
So I'll have to reelect you in a song.

It's a tragic twist of fate--
Can't even nominate ya!
But before they cuff and drag me away,
Know I'm your biggest fan--

Let's take selfies here in bed and
I'll prove my friends all wrong--
'Cuz I got to reelect you in a song.
┬ęBob "Did You Know An Anagram Of Barack Obama Is 'A.M.A., Back A Bro'?" Gomez 2015

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 17

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Chris Caillouet - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Bob, I should vote you down just for being such a tease. You know he'd win if he could run again! Perfect pacing and very entertaining; a lament most apropos to the times.
Revolution - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
FEEL THE BERN!!!
Bob Gomez - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Chris, I appreciate your comment. Of course, the narrator in this case fails to understand that the founders had nothing to do with term limiting the President. That was the 22nd Amendment. And Revolution, I'm feeling ya, but in this case I think The Bern might actually be the One's Guy. Peace out, Merry Christmas to One's and all.
Revolution - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Nope, Bobby, the Ones Guy already struck before I posted. Sanders gave you a 555! Damn O'Malley supporter!!!
Rob Arndt - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks for daring to be innovative- 5s!
John Lomain - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
funny one

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