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Song Parodies -> "Born To Be Mild (The Allergy Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Born to Be Wild"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Born To Be Mild (The Allergy Song)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Crank up the volume.
Born To Be Mild (The Allergy Song)

Pick up my inhalers
Puff 'em three or four times
Take my Claritin-D
It does wonders for my hives

Yeah, I got a brand new prescription
Called it in to the pharmacy
"Take five Prednazone a day and
Then taper to three"

I'm so damn allergic
Air and water's filtered
Step into the wind
And I'm wheezin' and my lungs hurt

Yeah, I gotta go take it easy
Take a whirlpool and rub Ben-Gay
I avoid allergenic foods and
Exposure to hay

Life is cruel, nature's vile
I was born, born to be mild
When the pollen flies
I whistle when I sigh.......

Born To Be Mild

Born To Be Mild

(Guitar solo)

I contracted asthma
Soon as I was born, yeah
Hate that cigarette smoke
So I moved to California

Now I got an organic toaster
Wash my clothes telepathically
Make love in an ox-ygen tent

Life is cruel, nature's vile
I was born, born to be mild
So don't ask me why
I never wanna try......

Born To Be Mild

Born To Be Mild

(Guitar solo and out)
ęBob Gomez 2003 Rock on, AmiRighters!

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 30

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Claude Prez - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Last verse was my fave. Very well done.
Jeff Reuben - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Good song. I pretty much take all the medication in here.
Meriadoc - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one! I like how you rhymed 'born yeah' and 'fornia'!
Bob Gomez - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks very much and I 'ope we passed the audition.....d;:^)
Sweet Indigo - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Great stuff!

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