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Song Parodies -> "Cheese Gone!"

Original Song Title:

"She's Gone"

Original Performer:

Hall and Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Cheese Gone!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I'm havin' problems with some o' my roomies
When I open up the fridge it seems like
Every day-yay-yay-yay, yeah
There's somethin' missin' from the shelf that's s'posed to be
Set aside for me--
"What the f#@&! No way-ay-ay!"

Cheese gone! No pie! Oh, why?
There's no salami or steak!
Cheese gone! No fries! Oh, why?
Even the label couldn't save it!
Cheese gone! No rye!
That's so wroooooong!

It sucks to share a refrigerator
Never knowin' when your roommates might be
In or out, yay-yay-yay, yeah
I stick my head in, all I smell is memories
They must dig my chow,
Of that there can
Be no dou-oubt!

Cheese gone! No Thai! Oh, why?
The gorgonzola I saved!
Cheese gone! Those guys! They lied!
This tofurella can't replace it!
Cheese gone! Fromage
That was stroooooong!

(Extended bassoon solo, morphing to piccolo solo as key goes up about 15 octaves)

Brie's g-o-o-o-one, oh, why, oh why?
I never once got a taste!
Tea's gone! Bone-dry! Oh, why?
I'll punch my roomies in their faces!
Ghee's go-o-o-o-one, oh, why, oh why?
I thought the Gouda was safe!
Cheese gone! Beans gone! Greens gone! Cream's gone! Oh, why?
Stuff disappears without a trace!

Cheese go-o-o-o-one, oh, why, oh why?......

ęBob Gomez 2003

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Wild Man - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Cheeze that was funny! - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Five Cheezy Poofs.
Matt B - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I was listening to Hall&Oates and couldn't help but notice that the lyrics really do sound like "cheese gone". I went to the Internet to see if anyone else had noticed this and you were the only one. Not only did you get the idea, but the parody that you made from it was really good. If you ever do any touring please post your schedule: I would definitely come to see your show! If you haven't seriously tried it, give it some consideration. Great job.

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