-> "Gringo Basic Español"
Original Song Title:
"Creole Lady Marmalade"
Parody Song Title:
"Gringo Basic Español"
The Lyrics
"Hey, Mister Gómez,
You're slow, Mister! Go, Mister!
"Hey, Mister Gómez,
You're slow, Mister! Go, Mister!"
I took Spanish One at night school up the street
Thought it might be kinda sweet--
I said, "Hey, México....
I oughta give it a go!" Mmm, hmm...
Itchy get me to Tijuana!
Quickie course in habla free!
Mucho stoka like muchachas!
Gringo Basic Español....
"¡Hola! ¿Cómo está usted? ¡Muy bien!
¡Hola! ¿Cómo está usted?"
I sat in the classroom to be freshened up
Oh, boy! Got all my class notes in on time!
In a half of a week, oh, I swear I started to speak!
"Mi si sé hablar España!
Easy, check me out right here!
Molto poca like ma ganja!"
Real basic español....
"¡Hola! ¿Cómo está usted? ¡Muy bien!
¡Hola! ¿Cómo está usted?"
(Instrumental bridge--plane taking-off noises--pilot speaks--"Hola,
pasajeros--Bienvenidos--Welcome to Mexicali Airlines...Look to your left
and you will see the Rocky Mountains...To your right there is a guy who just
spilled taco sauce on his pants.....")
Hey, hey, hey...
Touching on down, hey, that landing was smooth!
Through Customs and passport's okay!
"Hand me that turista guide!
Margaritas? Five!
More! More! More!"
Now I feel so Mexicanified!
Isn't this great? What a life!
As I'm walkin' down the street
Folks smile when I speak,
"More, More, More!"
"¿Dónde Hotel La Cabaña?
¿¿Taxi centro stoppee here??
¿Moco choka lotsa ganja?
Speako basic español...."
"¿Mugre mucha leche chichas, bichass?
¿Mugre mucha leche chichas?
¿Mugre mucha leche chichas, bichass?
¿Mugre mucha leche chichas?"
Mmm, hmmm!
"¡Pinche gringo mama caca, ya!
¡Reech Americano here!
¡Loco smoko mala ganja!
¡Gringo crazy españoooooool!"
[se repite hasta el fin]
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