Song Parodies -> I Believe (As Sung By George W.M.D. Bush)
| Original Song Title: | "I Believe" |
| Original Performer: | Frankie Laine |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Believe (As Sung By George W.M.D. Bush)" |
| Parody Written by: | Bob Gomez |
The President sits down on the toilet, opens the Washington Post, cringes, and in a frightening moment of introspection, begins to sing.....
I believe for every WMD we have
Saddam's got two
I believe that in some elementary school
He's stashed a few
I believe that just before election day
The skeptics will
Be blown away
I believe, I believe
I believe Dick Cheney and Paul Wolfowitz
Are stand-up guys
I believe that Rumsfeld and the Pentagon
Could not tell lies
Every time I see a CIA report
Or flub a speech
Or lose my shorts
My last resort's
"I believe!"
Saddam's got two
I believe that in some elementary school
He's stashed a few
I believe that just before election day
The skeptics will
Be blown away
I believe, I believe
I believe Dick Cheney and Paul Wolfowitz
Are stand-up guys
I believe that Rumsfeld and the Pentagon
Could not tell lies
Every time I see a CIA report
Or flub a speech
Or lose my shorts
My last resort's
"I believe!"
©Bob "Weapons of Mock Destruction" Gomez 2003
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