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Song Parodies -> "The Comedian"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Comedian"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Johnny, I would just like to say that if I ever have the honor of meeting you in
person and shaking your hand, I will look you in the eye and say,
"Johnny D, you rock hard like Viagra." You are truly one of the best
and I hope this parody makes your day.
When I find myself out of ideas
And I suck at parody,
Who's my inspiration?
Johnny D!

And when I scour the comments,
He is dandy, writing constantly!
Freaky words, he'll list 'em,
Johnny D!

Johnny D, Johnny D
Johnny D, Johnny D!
He's one master punster,
Johnny D!

And when those hopeless Star Trek people
Need a shot of levity,
Who's got puns to give 'em?
Johnny D!

And in tall scary heels and leather,
Who's a champion, honestly?
Sado-masochism's
Johnny D!

Johnny D, Johnny D
Johnny D, Johnny D!
Wacko AmiRighter
Johnny D!

(Guitar solo by Rick Duncan--Arwen dances interpretively--whoever else
wants to join in feel free to do so, clapping, singing along, or just tapping
your toes like the old people do on those horrendous folkie nostalgia
concerts on TV these days--Where was I?--oh yeah, the song)

Johnny D, Johnny D
Johnny D, Johnny D!
Deke-ing words in rhythm,
Johnny D!

And when my writing's lousy,
There is still one guy with fives for me!
Fives go right back at 'im,
Johnny D!

I make up stupid songs with music
Focused on anatomy--
Who finds humor in 'em?
Johnny D!

Johnny D, Johnny D
Johnny D, Johnny D!
Blist'rin' turds, he's with 'em,
Johnny D!

Johnny D, Johnny D
Johnny D, Johnny D!
Genius, can't dismiss 'im,
Johnny D!

Johnny D, Johnny D
Johnny D, Johnny D!
Don't you ever diss 'im,
Johnny D!

Johnny D, Johnny D
Johnny D, Johnny D!
If he's Jewish, bris 'im,
Johnny D!
ęBob "Sweet Sychophantism" Gomez 2004

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Dee Range - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
No one could have said it better, Bob. Very good. High 5's
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
*sniff* Aww shucks, y'all really *sniff* like me *sniff snort SCHNOZZZZZ!!* This Catholic boy says thank you BOB! You da GOMEZINATOR! ;-D
Ravyn Rant - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"hopeless Star Trek people"? Hey...I resemble that remark! Wonderful parody about a wonderful parodist. Fives all 'round.
alvin rhodes - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
i can dig it..he's a hero of mine, too...5s
Melhi - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
A wonderful tribute from a great author to a great author.
M-Dawg - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! I love let it be parodies and this was a good one! Johnny D. rules !
EmiLoca - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderful, Sr. Gomez! Mr. D is, indeed, a source of plagiaris...inspiration for us all.
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
EmiLoca, if you insist on copying me, all I ask is that you replace my toner when you're through with me. I have no idea what that means.
Mari D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Na na na nananana, nananana, Hey Bob! How cute! Yeah, I think that Johnny's very groovy, too!
Michael Pacholek - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You go, mez! Johnny truly is the greatest, uh, member of this site!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
My favourite authors when I first came here were Bob, Guy, and of course, THE elegant master of dignified song appropriation Johnny D, who is always creating parodies of insightful and mature content, turning up his nose at the mere suggestion that a flute solo infers fellatio. You truly do rock hard like Viagra, JD, and spurt forth creativity like TurboLax. A great tribute parody, Bob!
2Eagle - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
A triple parody.
Johnny D - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, gee whiz, thank you again Bob, and thanks very much to everybody for their kind and friendly words!

Bob, I especially want to thank you for posting this parody on September 8, 2004, since I posted my very first Amiright parody ("The Erection of Edmund Fitzgerald") exactly 1 year ago on September 8, 2003! Thanks again! ;-D
Bob Gomez - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, Johnny, I had no idea! Congratulations, it's been a great year for parodists and for this website. Thank you for making it a great place to hang out for members.....is there a pun in there?....d;:^)
Leah Lockhart - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the best tributes ever. And I wholeheartedly agree!!!
Trip Smith - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Great, 555. I hate to say this - its a 70's song, dont hate me... im not the decade police *cowers*
Kat - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
AWWWWWWW!! How sweet!
No Name Given - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, the Beatles first recorded it in 1968, so 60s is not completely wrong. So it could be considered both a 60s song and a 70s song.

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