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Song Parodies -> "I Fought The Bra (And The Bra Won)"

Original Song Title:

"I Fought The Law (And The Law Won)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bobby Fuller Four

Parody Song Title:

"I Fought The Bra (And The Bra Won)"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Please see Merry and Pippin's "I Fought The Slaw" for a great take on this
song.
(Tasty guitar riff)

A hot bikini in the
Hot sun--
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won!

(Tasty guitar riff)

A bobbin' evil pair of
Top guns--
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won!

(Tasty guitar riff)

I tried unlacin' it, I feel so bad--
I guess I'm made of thumbs!
I'll lose the breast chance that I've ever had!
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won!

(Tasty guitar riff)

My trip to second base had
Begun--
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won!

(Tasty guitar riff)

A Hooter's waitress and an
Ex-nun!
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won!

(Tasty guitar riff)

I feel so stupid like a klutzy lad,
The knot won't come undone!
I'd knead your chest, girl, but I'm feelin' mad!
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won!

(Tasty guitar riff)

Her D cups burstin' but I
Got none--
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won!

(Tasty guitar riff)

A double helpin' of some
Big fun--
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won!

(Tasty guitar riff)

They're so damn close but still so out of reach--
She's bored, depressed, I'm done!
The next time I'm headin' to a nudist beach!
I fought the bra and the bra won,
I fought the bra and the bra won!

(Tasty guitar riff)
ęBob "Tasty Guitar Riff" Gomez 2004

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Rick D - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I've lost that battle, too. This is a hoot. (Hooter?)
Johnny D - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You win The NHL's (National Hooter League's) Handley Cup.
Royce Miller - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
good job on this one too Bob
Billy Florio - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This is why Bob is one of the breast....nice work
Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This gland is her gland... You tried to unhook her bra, and all you got was her lousy T-shirt. And three fives.
Guy - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe next time you should parody "Thanks for the mamaries". It may have a happier ending.
Bob Gomez, twiddling his thumbs - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, folks; this was great fun to write, and an example of how adding extra verses can improve on a repetitive original. I'd like to follow this one up with Guy's idea, or better, something from "The Music Man"--"Madam Mammarian, Marion"?--d;:^)
Stray Pooch - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll bet you felt like a real boob trying to unhook that thing, huh? When you gave up and she took it off herself did you say "I'm glad you got that off your chest?" 555, if only for putting up with these puns . . .
alvin rhodes - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
they can be tricky little contraptions, alright...good concept...5s
Peregrin - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Bob, I loved this line "My trip to second base had Begun--"

And thank you for the nice M&P plug at the top! It is very nice of you.
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun read. My wish has always been for a front-closing bra with a velcro clasp or the ability to "de-bra" like James Bond.
Bob Gomez, pumping up his pectorals - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I had no idea James Bond wore a bra. Which movie was that? Dr. Ho? You Only Grab Twice? Thunderbra? Goldthingers? From Russia, With Bubs???..d;8^)
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Look - no hands.
wellfm - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Perfect!
jimr - February 06, 2014 - Report this comment
Funny!! I've been singing my own version to my wife for years. "I fought HER bra, and her bra won." About a frustrated, geeky guy fumbling with his girs bra on a first date--- the kind with "47 latches" to hold those those babies in. Would make a good weird AL video. I like your lyrics better . You are the master

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